Guido

spends a lot of time getting ready in front of the mirror (probably longer than a woman), has enormous amounts of gel in his hair, wears a tight t-shirt or wife-beater and somehow eventually ends up with his shirt off. Ed Hardy shirts are preferred but if you're a poor guido Affliction shirts will do the trick. Other essential fashion accessories include designer sunglasses, gaudy jewelry (earrings, necklaces) and torn, stonewashed/white jeans. Steroids are almost a must and you must work out while looking into a mirror at all times. Over-Tanning is essential and a preferred look is an oompa-loompa shade of orange.The guido is very much into his looks, has a large ego, very proud of his italian ancestry, and very much into techno/euro-trance/beats music. This form of music gives way to the guido fist-pump and other forms of gyration. Guidos can dance anywhere including - but not limited to- parking lots and beaches. When guidos go out to party they engage in binge drinking, lame come-ons to anyone of the opposite sex, the guido-fist pump/dance off and the eventual roid-rage fight at the end of the night.

These guidos at the beach are cracking me up with their dancing.

by 305 guy December 22, 2009

Guido

An Italian-American who still lives with their parents (usually in the basement) at the age of 30, with NO intention of ever leaving! Bad taste in clothes, music, and cars. Usually have BAD tempers, desperately need anger management, and take anger out on either their material possessions, or their girlfriends! Known to reside in the NY Tri-State area, and have the worst grammar out of every culture!

Uses terms and phrases like: "Youse guys" (when talking to another guido, no matter how old or what the relation, usually calls them by "kid", "coz", "bra" (pronounces bro)
Another example: My guido-duesch-EX-bf, who lives in Queens, NY

by MizzBabyBlues July 27, 2010

Gideon

Funniest person ever. He has a pure soul, and always wants to make people smile and be at peace. He is very supportive and caring and will hardly ever break your trust. He has the cutest smile! Man like Gideon is very hard to find a keep him close, he can be shy in public at first but nice he gets comfortable he is the best person to hang with.

Gideon is so funny

by Yummyummyumyy March 16, 2021

Guedette

A female guedo. A girl of any Italian decent with many guedo brothers and a father who spoils her. She commonly dons slutty blonde high lights with any possible base color, wears tight jeans, has extremely strait hair and is orange. The guedette can commonly be found in Long Island, Satin Island and New Jersey. And though, not always, the guedette is commonly a bitch.

Did you hear her accent? What a guedette.

by J.T.F. July 29, 2007

Sara Gideon

Senate candidate who will stand up for the people of the great state of Maine instead of Susan Collins

Susan Collins has backed Trump for too long. Time for Sara Gideon to defeat her!

by UrbanDefinitionMaker October 8, 2020

indo-guido slut

Female counterpart to an indo-guido. consists of indian girls who love to go clubbing with IG males. generally seen wearing short dresses or extremely low cut tops with tight jeans. straightened hair, eyeliner, lots of makeup, and large hoop earrings are also general characteristics.
Accessories also include : Stilettos,Excessive Perfume, and numerous other flashy types of jewelry.
Mannerisms : Hair flicking, booty dancing, being all over IG boys.

and KNEEPADS.

"did you see those indo-guido sluts in the new jay sean video?"

by Cheesh May 18, 2008

Guido dance

The guido dance is a series of alternating vertical air punches, done without moving anything else. It was invented by Russians in the Ural mountains with a downward pumping motion, but the guidos don't want you to know that. The Italians took it sometime around World War I, and used their vast network of spies to hide the existence of the more noble Ural dance.

See that moron flailing his arms in the air? Yeah, he's doing a Guido Dance.

by bad news bares December 9, 2008