grunt job

when you are on the toilet taking a shit, and a girl is giving you a blow job

"My girl was giving me a grunt job while i was on the toilet the other day, and then i farted really loud."

by Sparky88 December 18, 2006

Grusty

A combo of the words "Gross" and "Custy". NOT GRIMEY AND CUSTY.

A proper term, that is not offensive.

That slide, over there is so grusty!

by cware August 14, 2009

DICK GRISTLE

TORN MUSCLE AND CARTILAGE IN A "BROKEN PENIS".

HIS FUCK KNUCKLE WAS MADE OF DICK GRISTLE

by MR E WOOD May 15, 2011

gristy

A big fat bear, formerly found in the UK but now in the rainforests of australia. is known to have its first sexual experience at the age of 19 and tell all the bears back in england about it. the female bear was very smelly. also known as a Chris Grist

Gristy is going down on the smelly bear

by Dude January 7, 2004

Grasty

Something that is equally both gross and nasty.

A duck took a shit on Conan O'Brian the other night. Man, that was grasty!

by The San August 22, 2007

Sigma Grustle

Sigma grind-hustle

Tom: Yo, have you seen? Lewis has really been on a sigma grustle to get his GCSEs.

by TransponderSnail January 18, 2022

gruntpuffled

The act of snorting, grunting and puffing, indicating extreme anger or hostility, and often accompanied by a red face, frothing at the mouth and small sprays of saliva coming from the mouth.

Every time I remind that guy about the money he owes me, he gets completely gruntpuffled for about 10 minutes.

by Randall Rolling February 7, 2008