The Great Blumpkin

As was foretold by Linus in It's the Great Blumpkin Charlie Brown! It is the king of all blumpkins and can only be had on Halloween night. According to Norse folklore, it is the best blowjob that you can possibly get while sitting on a toilet and taking a shit.

Rick: Yo, Sal, it was halloween last night, did the Great Blumpkin show up?
Sal: Yeah, i had like three calzones and then I wanted to take a shit but she wanted to get kinky. Let's just say The Great Blumpkin arrived on schedule
Rick: Sick
Sal: Ya, totally fuckin sick

by Ichiro Tomlinson May 5, 2010

Grease Team

A group of males who successfully pick up women on a consistent basis. They strive to seduce the most beautiful of women, but as the night wears on they tend to lower their standards. If a member of a Grease Team hooks up with an unattractive girl, his "Greasiness" level rises.

"Dude, did you see Taylor last night? He was SOOOO greasy!

I know, man! He hooked up with such a grenade! Grease Team for life!"

by Im_Dong_McBq April 25, 2011

greaser

a person who dresses in rockabilly fashion and styles his hair in a pompdour or other tall retro hairstyle with a petrolium based pomade, such as seen in the movies: grease, the outsiders, westside story, rebel without cause, etc

1:the greaser went to the diner to cruise for some really keen chicks

by vincent vega May 7, 2003

the greatest

the one person you can do the most random and nerdy things with and still feel cool. the one person who sends chills down your spine and whenever you're together, it's all about you. he/she is selfless, amazing and pretty much indescribable. Someone who's as cute as a button and piss your pants hilarious, it really gets no better and there's no one else you'd rather grow old with.

Between trips to the city, ice skating, loads of pictures, toy stores, veggie tales, minivolcanoes, yahoo games, serenades, morse code and crazy psychic powers... Raul is the greatest.

by gundula December 14, 2008

you're great

something you say to someone when he/she coughs; the "bless you" for coughs

person 1: *coughs*
person 2: you're great
person 1: thanks

by timmy-turnup May 8, 2014

grease trucks

Location in New Brunswick, New Jersey that serves sandwiches that constitute meals-on-a-roll. Most famous example is a "Fat Bitch," which consists of chicken fingers, french fries, cheesesteak, mozzerella sticks, ketchup, lettuce, and mayo. If one is able to eat five of these sandwiches in 10 minutes, that person can have a sandwich named after him/her and create it however they wish.

When visiting my friend, I always go to the grease trucks to eat.

by Eagles Fan In Tampa December 11, 2003

Great Valley Middle School

Where the seventh grade girls act like they’re 17. The football team wins maybe 1 game a year, but they’ll continue to wear their uniforms to school everyday. The only reason any of the students keep going to school is Mr. Wise. People act like their relationships will last forever even though they’re in fucking 6th grade.

Great Valley Middle School was just wasting 3 years of my life.

by usernamenextquestion March 2, 2019