Shit Grassing

When you wake up one day and the grass has turned into fucking shit and when you shit it is grass

Daddy - Um why the fuck is my shit fucking grass

Mommy - Idk Did you fuck a tree?

Son - Nah bitches I just wished for a Shit Grassing. I will be mowing the shit!

Parents - WDYM Shit Grassing *looks outside* WHY THE FUCK IS THE GRASS SHIT

9-1-1 Operator - We don’t know why the damn grass is shit

Mommy - Ok

Daddy - kills everyone in the room

by Ziblicksom32 July 25, 2023

Grass Mileage

A means of describing the amount of marijuana consumed per hit.

Dude, I'm all for smoking out of the bong, but this bowl gets way better grass mileage.

by VTvalley2 November 27, 2009

gassing laugh

The act of laughing so hard that you pass gas, which generally results in more laughing.

We laughed at the joke, but Mike was the only one who had a gassing laugh.

by DR WILY February 3, 2010

Grass-Button

Grass-Button is a sex position involving four people of any gender combination. It is when there is a chain of four people having intercourse on their knees outside all at the same time. The origin is the grass is because it is outside and the button part is because a button has four holes and four holes are needed for a successful Grass-Button.

Girl: "Hey I feel like having a Grass-Button, any of your friends wanna come join? it has to be multiples of four though!"

Boy: "Of course!! I love a good grass-Button"

by Lover9999 April 19, 2011

Grass-Picker

Any Kid Within 6-13 Years Old That Plays On A House League Soccer Team And Spends Most Of Their Time On The Bench.

Anthony And Robert Joined The Club To Learn, But Just Became Grass-Pickers.

by R0B3R70 October 3, 2015

grasskin

An individual who identify themselves as either a lawn or blades of grass.

"Identifying as a grasskin makes it difficult for me to cut the lawn"

by M-I-l-l-e-r-t-I-m-e72 September 20, 2016

Grass Candle

Alternative name for a joint

"Has anyone seen Zach recently?"
"No, he must be smashing off the grass candles"

by Jimslimson August 16, 2016