Zuckerberg Grant

Money given to county election boards by Mark Zuckerberg so he can control their elections.

Mike: Baby, we can finally buy that boat, and maybe even another car!
Jen: What have I told you about wasting our money on lotto tickets?
Mike: This isn't lotto. Down at the election board, we just received a $3M grant from The Center for Tech and Civic Life. Everybody is getting a big raise!

Jen: That's a Zuckerberg Grant...
Mike: The Twitter Guy? No this is a special organization for helping election boards. They provide free training and election administration.
Jen: Zuckerberg is the Facebook Guy. He's the money behind that organization. Aren't you suspicious about a billionaire buying his way into the election process?
Mike: Yeah maybe, but we're finally gonna get that boat we've wanted!
Jen: You wanted... That whole Zuckerberg Grant thing sounds totally fucking bogus to me.
Mike: Yeah but a new boat, Honey...

by geekmalone March 16, 2021

grant collins

Grant Collins is a bit shy around people he doesn't know, but once you get to know him, he is really funny and outgoing. He is very good at sports and very smart.

Grant Collins is the guy in the blue shirt.

by "That's what she said" June 16, 2017

Aiden Grant

Aiden Grant is a word used to describe someone of the gay sexuality and yet clames to be straight but is still a nice person

Hi I'm an Aiden Grant, are you also an Aiden Grant?
If so we should be friends

by YourMissingFather March 29, 2023

Grant Imahara

Your favorite mythbuster who literally had no haters.

Grant Imahara is the best mythbuster.

by Never_gonna_give_u_up1234 June 30, 2021

Grant Hazed

Chopped up and carried in a cooler to Texas

Dont mess around and get "Grant Hazed"

by Broomstickrida May 1, 2021

Doing a grant

fat, lazy, doesn't do anything, gets other people to do his work

God, stop doing a grant!

by Abingdon April 23, 2008

Aiden Grant

Aiden Grant is the word used to describe the straightest most perfectest Godlike being in the universe.

Wow hes such an Aiden Grant

by Ahsghwuwwyhwuwyww March 28, 2023