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granny drop

When you drive granny to a city across the country take her teeth and leave her.
Granny it's bingo night,I'll pick you up latter. (Granny drop)
by Doogs1969 April 29, 2016
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Granny guff

- The smell old ladies leave behind after having a wee in public conveniences.
Caused due to their inability to urinate without releasing small 'poofs'of fart gas.
Little girl eww, what's that smell mum? Has someone had a poo in there?

mum No sweetie, that's just granny guff.
by kingledreamer345 November 21, 2011
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granny clot

Old blood clot that hasn't been treated for years
That old lady has a granny clot
by Nipple sniffer June 23, 2017
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Potato Granny

A Milf so sexy she is hot as a hot potato
That potato granny that works is in accounts is as sexy as a hot potato
by Carlos de la Cerda December 9, 2021
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granny blasted

While walking into an area you are suddenly hit with the odor left by someone wearing an overwhelming amount of perfume. Typically an elderly person.
I walked into the office and got granny blasted in the face by the old lady sitting in the waiting room.
by Frosty October 6, 2016
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Granny Rocket

A incredibly attractive GILF with the personality of Meryl Streep and the sex appeal of Michelle Pfeiffer.
Oh Samuel - she’s a right Granny Rocket.
by blondelover69 July 5, 2022
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grannie style

A more effective way to shoot free throws than the way Andre Drummondd shots them.
Andre Drummondd should try grannie style.
by Doitbetter September 24, 2016
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