scrapin' the google

During sexual intercourse, the removal of excess vaginal fluids --usually by the male-- by wiping his penis on the woman's thigh, thus generating more friction during the sex act.

My wiggah, I had that bizatch cumin' so many times I was scrapin' the google like every five seconds.

by vsnaipaul November 26, 2010

google video

A website originally intended for video sharing. Although many of their videos are entertaining (even thought most are usually extremely stupid), google video is heavily spammed by marketing clips and random offshore “www dot some random scam site dot com” links. These spammers claim to have made tons of money by spamming others to join their pyramid scam.

Dude! Last night at that party, you got so drunk that you took a shit in your girlfriends fish tank. You may not remember it, but we got it on tape, and put it up on google video for the world to see.

by Xeal August 11, 2006

googolplex

A number equal to ten to the power of a googol. That is, 10^10^100.

If you wanted to see an example of a googolplex, you would have to look at the entirety of the universe on a subatomic level: the estimated number of atoms in the universe is around 10^10^78.

If you tried to print all of the zeros in a googolplex in 1 point font, the result would be a line that could stretch from one side of the visible universe to the other (60-80 billion light years according to current observation and theory) and possibly make the trip around at least once more, assuming that there was enough matter in the universe for that process to take place.

And the googolplex is not the last number that we have assigned "googol" or "plex" to.

Any example I could give wouldn't mean anything to you because of the sheer scales I would be talking about.

For an example of a googolplex, do some research on quantum theory, the quantum inflation, and multiverse theory.

by Aumaan January 1, 2005

googlar

More and more common term you hear in the swedish language insted of using the word searching when related to searching for information on internet(using search engine google.com)

Han googlar (he is searching)
Jag googlar (I'll search)

by Percevan May 21, 2007

Google Shock

A form of shock induced by using the Google search engine. Google Shock occurs when one types in the first few words of an innocent sentence and Google attempts to guess what you are typing by filling it in with a shockingly inappropriate and unrelated ending.

For instance, you want to type “How do I get my car to start?” in the search prompt. By the time you have typed in “How do I get my”, Google has guessed that you are typing “How do I get my sister to sleep with me?”. Shock ensues.

I was feeling depressed about life so I decided to ask Google “why are we here?”. I had gotten as far as typing in “why are” and Google’s first guess was that I was asking “why are black people so loud”. The following Google Shock brought me out of my depression.

by Kidels and Bits February 11, 2010

Google Glass

Currently one of the most effective forms of birth control, and annoying everyone around you (see glasshole).

Google Glass user: Excuse me, can you tell me what the best bookstore is?
Other Person: FUCK YOU! FUCKING NSA CREEP!

Google Glass user: Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Hot Girl: (walks away...)

by Twitterpated1 April 13, 2014

Google Piss

Proper noun. He/she who uses the toilet and does not wash their hands - spends the day on Google spreading his/her pissy hands all over the keyboard. Keen on handshakes in corridoors.

Ian: Fuck man, that bloke never washed his hands in the bathroom.
Barry: Be careful mate, once he's finished looking at clips of old movies, he'll google piss you from behind.

by RJH250484 January 16, 2009