golden deceiver

A blonde woman who looks good from behind but munted from the front. Nice body, shame about the boat race!

I was walking down the street, i saw the back end of this blonde bird who looked very nice, but when i saw her face i realised she was a right "golden deceiver". Like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle.

by The Great Jon Cooper, stoke August 12, 2006

Golden Drums

The Process of urinating on another females
(or obese fat mans) breasts and using the penis
to hit either or both tits create a drum - like beat.

John wanted to create a song using the "Golden Drums"
method, so he invited Gary over to help him make it.
Gary revealed his man - boobies to John,
let him urinate all
over it and they made music for hours.

by Patrick 74 February 9, 2009

golden syrup

Golden syrup is a thick, amber-colored form of inverted sugar syrup, made in the process of refining sugar cane juice into sugar, or by treatment of a sugar solution with acid. It is used in a variety of baking recipes and desserts. It has an appearance and taste similar to honey, and is often used as a substitute for people who cannot eat honey, such as vegans. It can also be used as a substitute for corn syrup.

"I sure do love pancakes!"
"Me too, but they taste even better with golden syrup on top"

by /Jason September 8, 2006

golden rivet

an old nautical term for tempting a new recruit to the bowels of the ship for the purpose of homosexual activities

"see Roger, if you bend right over you can see the golden rivet"

by theWestHamfan November 5, 2003

golden rule

Whatever happens isn't gay if it's part of a three way.

Bob and I were tag teaming Suzie last night. Just as I was about to nut, my dick slipped out of her cooch and landed in Bob's mouth. It was cool, it was part of a three way so the golden rule applies.

by Tony Rockyhara June 14, 2011

golden ass

Having one means you are extraordinarily lucky.

The bullet missed him by an inch. The sergeant cursed his luck, saying " You have a golden ass, dickhead."

by #$%* June 28, 2011

Golden Arm

A heroin addict

Ahh, it's time to shoot up this sweet bag of dope into my golden arm....Also Frank Sinatra portrayed a heroin addict in the movie "The Man With The Golden Arm

by B-Ha Flows December 29, 2011