Cock Goblin

Someone or something that enjoys penis very much in them.
Cock goblins are also known as whores, sluts, skanks, dick licks, bobble heads, hood rats etc.
Brittany fucks a lot of people at school this year, yeahh shes a total cock goblin!
by Cock Goblin Master October 25, 2007
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Goblin Twerk

When a childish 42-year old female streamer that has 3 levels of sexual repression, deep insecurity, no sense of self-awareness, and lacks absolutely any amount of shame engages in a 'twerking' dance motion that resembles an animal trying to shake off feces stuck to its ass.
That shameless twitch streamer Jennyttv will never stop goblin twerking PainChamp :gun:
by kiridane April 20, 2021
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Goblin Eater

A nasty vagina that has roast beef for lips, and a penis that comes from within. Fabled to be the dirtiest and most ugly vagina of all time. It has a set of wings, and is known through folk lore to fly into villages and steal all the mens penises by chopping them off with its razor sharp vagina teeth.
by lysssassss January 06, 2008
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young goblin

A hoe

A girl that does hood shit with you but she a hoe
Chillin with my young goblin ...

Keeping it real with my young goblin

I got my young goblin back at my crib
by Young lauren March 08, 2017
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goblin eater

Known as the worlds nastiest vagina, and it has some characteristics of a roast beef sandwich. It has been fabled as a creature that flies into small villages and snaps off the penises of all the men with its razor sharp vagina teeth.
"Stay away from that girl, she has a goblin eater!"
by lysssassss January 07, 2008
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Swab Goblin

A family member or person that finds sick joy in aggressively administering a home covid test by ramming the swabbing stick in the nostrils of another.
“ Damn it Honey, Im not feeling good already now pull that stick out of my brain and finish the test you Swab Goblin.”
by Funny Farmer January 07, 2022
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hunched goblin

exact same sexual position as the "piledriver," with the male facing away from the female instead of towards her.
when i was getting it on with karen last night i almost broke her neck during the hunched goblin.
by mick_the_skin September 16, 2009
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