pulling his goalie

A Canadian expression heard commonly on the east coast to designate the act of a man masturbating.

person 1. -Gee how long has Frank been in the bathroom shouldn't take this long what's going on?
person 2.- Nahh he's probably just pulling his goalie again...

pulling his goalie by Bobbyfisher878787 January 18, 2018

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galse

a combination of the words "gone" and "false" (gone used in the context of being a form of an insult)

ali: hey!
anna (professor your mom): galse your mom!

galse by ur mom's false February 6, 2006

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Pete Goal

To score a repetitive and/or boring goal on Pro Evo a number of times in one game. This is also known as 'being gay'.

It's time for the Pete Goal.

Pete Goal by Ando1 June 11, 2008

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goatselicker

(Pronounced "goat slicker")

Someone who licks the goatse. Used as an insult.

Hey, goatselicker. Yeah, I'm talking to you.

My teacher is such a goatselicker.

goatselicker by boxnoq September 12, 2006

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goatslap

To invent a nonsensical saying and convince an ESL student that it belongs to standard English idiom.

Kristen: That just slaps my goat!

André: What hell? What does it mean?

Kristen: Oh, that's just a common saying people use when they're upset. It's like "grinds my gears", but more backcountry.

André: Ahhh. I see.

(André just got goatslapped!)

goatslap by Jedophile October 6, 2010

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my gals

your gals are the (girl) friends that are always there for you and they are they are the best kind of friends. they would do anything for you and you know that you can tell them anything and times with 'your gals' will always be freaking hilarious and you will never forget them!

Q. did you have a good weekend. what did you do?
A."i had the best time hanging with my gals"

my gals by sharni. November 16, 2007

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Goatse

Although it originated from a picture of a man streaching his anus amazingly wide, GOATSE is now a verb.

GOATSE: verb.
To cause someone to navigate to a website, which usually contains only one image; by giving a faulty web adress. Said image must be disgusting and scaring. The beauty of GOATSE is that a person only realizes what it is once they have seen it. HAHAHA! PWNED!

(Note: The original GOATSE picture is sometimes referred to as THE GOATSE)
(Note 2: The goatse is one of a huge amount of suh websites)

Therapist: When did all your problems start?
Patient: This one time. When I got GOATSE-d.

Goatse by PillyPeng July 20, 2006

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