pullin the goalie

another term for masturbation , or jackin off

Q: What are you doin tonight A: Nothin much just pullin the goalie

by AntonioSancho August 23, 2006

Relationship goals

A cute couple that isn't always making out but cares for each other and pays attention to their partner

You guys are relationship goals

by Keekee339 July 21, 2016

Goalstacking

The act of simultaneously pursuing multiple goals at the same time.

Richard Feynman liked to combine getting paid with getting laid: he is known for goalstacking physics and women by performing theoretical calculations at stripclubs.

by physicsninja November 29, 2009

Goalie mask

Jizzing on a womans face in such a way that the ropes of jizz mimic the pattern of a goalie mask

Cara looked like John Vanbiesbrouck after 10 minutes in the bathroom with darr en. Gave ger that goalie mask

by Suggers March 21, 2016

goals

sensual
loving
intimate
mature
trustful
humorous
orgasmic
funky
natural

goals

by Krkič November 27, 2019

Taint Goalie

A person who defends their taint.

She wanted to get kinky, but he was playing taint goalie.

by avbaisley September 3, 2009

mum goals

My mum, aka Jacqui Archer, aka the OG

YO she's mum goals

by 12345678ms October 16, 2017