lawn gnome

A demented porn zealot with a big shoe and a Napoleon complex. See Todd.
My pseudovisor at work was a punk-ass lawn gnome.
by Smith November 20, 2003
mugGet the lawn gnomemug.

booth gnomes

(n.) Mythical creatures meant to scare and /or confuse new movie theater employees.
As an usher walks down a dark hallway to start up a projector, an experienced employee will shout, "Watch out for booth gnomes!"
by muse_ick August 24, 2006
mugGet the booth gnomesmug.

You've been gnomed

You've been gnomed is a video on the internet, of a gnome saying "You've been gnomed!". It started to become popular in November and December of 2018. To gnome someone, you either send them an image of the gnome, or send them the video. There are many other ways to gnome people, too.
Ho ho ho ha ha, ho ho ho hee hee ha! Hello me old chum! I'm gnot a gnelf, I'm gnot a gnoblin, I'm a gnome, and you've been GNOMED!
by itsyaboypingu March 6, 2019
mugGet the You've been gnomedmug.

dim gnome rider

a mexican who sneaks around at night and gives u bj's in your sleep.usually a male and always under 4 feet tall.
guy: my dick is killin me! did u give me a bj in my sleep lass night.
girl: no i slept upstairs. you must have got hit by a dim gnome rider.
by Creamy Goodness March 12, 2005
mugGet the dim gnome ridermug.

Garden Gnome Dickhead

The role you name someone on Discord when they have been warned on GC Over 50 Times, If this user has been warned over 50 Times you shall name him "Super Mega Garden Gnome Dickhead" if they say "Average Garden Gnome Dickhead" It means you have been warned over 100 times and there used to you
Hey That Guy is such a Dickhead lets give him the Role on Discord "Garden Gnome Dickhead"
by Definitions4People February 5, 2018
mugGet the Garden Gnome Dickheadmug.

Lawn Gnome Syndrome

n. A mental ailment similar to depression, characterized by a tendancy to mope and be unhappy.
Acronym: LGS.
A: "He's sitting in the corner all alone moping. What's wrong with him?"
Dr. B: "He has Lawn Gnome Syndrome. Go and force him to feel better."
by qqq March 29, 2005
mugGet the Lawn Gnome Syndromemug.

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