tom glanfield

beautiful beautiful baby. i love you tom never let me go

hi im chris and i love tom glanfield

by ninjagoisthebestshow August 20, 2023

Accidental Glance

When you’re at a urinal and accidentally glance at the neighbouring man’s penis

“Finn accidentally glanced at his neighbours penis”

Finn just committed an “accidental glance”

by Akkersclappers November 6, 2023

Thyroid Gland

the thing that produces hormones that control the metabolism in you body and define it’s pace

kid: “mommy, what is a thyroid gland?”
mom: “it produces hormones that control your metabolism”
kid: “oh”

by 🐢 turtle December 11, 2023

milkmans glance

To briefly look over or check on something

"Hey Michael, could you come and have a milkmans glance at this?"

"I just gave Toms project a quick milkmans"

by TheGreatPudding March 22, 2024

anal glance

What happens when your cat decides to walk in front of your webcam on a work call

'Apologies for the start of the call - the cat is on the prowl and may flash you an anal glance'

by slimeandsoakem June 7, 2024

Anal glance

When your cat perfectly times her walk in front of the camera to give you co workers the brown eyed wink

Apologies for being later and the brief anal glance my cat treated you too there

by slimeandsoakem June 12, 2024

gratis glance

Da brief inspection/diagnosis dat yer local repair-person may perform on your mildly-malfunctioning equipment for free, if you ask him reeeeeaaaalllyyyy nicely.

If you either purchased da not-working-quite-right device at da same "sales 'n' service" shop from where you're requesting da help wif said cranky contraption, or you do a good amount of business at said establishment anyway, da staffpeople there may be a lot more willing to favor you wif a "gratis glance", since you'll already be a "preferred customer" whom they want to keep happy.

by QuacksO January 20, 2025