galloping asshole

A galloping asshole is someone so stupid that words fail to convey the degree of stupidity that person is capable of.

Didja hear? Jack blew up his car. Yeah he lit a match to see how much gas was in the tank. He's a real galloping asshole.

by isa alharamiyy September 5, 2006

gelli

1). A girl that likes potatoes.
2). A girl that has mystical potato dragon summoning powers.

1). gelli declares that nothing is better than potatoes! >:D muahahaha!
2). Gelli summons the potato dragons and they come and smother tag and his bacon in a sea of scorching hot mashed potatoes. gelli then starts eating the mashed potatoes with bacon bits and a serving of tag on the side.

by PseudoShadow July 31, 2008

Sarah Michelle Gellar

Sarah Michelle Gellar (a.k.a. "The Duchess"): a second-rate actress with delusions of grandeur and an ego way out of proportion to her talent and stature.

"I'll kiss anything. Guys, girls...dogs."
- Sarah Michelle Gellar

"Being a teen idol is what I've waited for my whole life."
- Sarah Michelle Gellar

by watcher350 June 6, 2005

gelling

If you are *not* wearing Doctor Sholls extra soft insoles then you tell others you are "gellin'"

"Im gellin"
"dude, your so not gellin'

by backstab.net September 7, 2003

gallooping

term used by Italian/American women for shopping from store to store.

"Let's go gallooping for christmas. I gotta lotta things to buy for the family!"

by jojo boots September 14, 2005

gallopyermaggot

An old English fertility rite usual performed during Mayday at the same time as Kleeble. Adult male members of a village stand in a circle on the village green, remove their members from trousers and gallop their maggots in tune to the chants of the gathered populace. As the pace of the chants increase so does the speed of galloping untill one after another the partcipants ejaculate their seed onto the soil. The first to ejaculate is given an expensive bottle of wine by the village virgin

Gallopyermaggot, gallopyermaggot get yer plonker out but look at poor John it is so small he can hardly get it out

by Stan Freeman October 11, 2006

gellend

someone who is not just a bellend but a gay bellend

oh you're right gellend

by Kiel Parkins January 28, 2008