German-American

1.) An American citizen of both German and American descent
2.) An American citizen that can trace his/her heritage back to both Germany and to the colonies of the United States

A German-American has both German and American blood. The term German-American, as well as other hyphenations in America, is commonly used to signify an American citizen of German descent. However, according to international standards, this is incorrect. A true German-American is of both German and colonial American descent.

by Urban Dictionary April 5, 2004

The German Battering Ram

When a male or female inserts their fist in the partners stinkhole with a mighty thrust!

"You better watch out because i will suprise you with the German Battering Ram!"

by The Fister October 4, 2004

Pseudo-German

People who tend to think they're cool because they act German, while they're really not German at all. They exist in forums (especially VampireFreaks) and schools, where they constantly shout the only two lines of German they know around others to make themselves look smarter and cooler. Sometimes, they get their humor by saluting like a Nazi Soldier, also done to feel rebellious. Pseudo-German are usually one of those 'Metal Elitists' who listen to obsure German bands in order to look more German.

Pseudo-German: "Iza mik shiza!!"
Sucker: "Ooooo German! What's it mean?"
PG: "Eat my shit!!"
Guy who speaks German fluently: "You're doing it wrong!"

by Stay Gold Ponyboy November 9, 2009

German Facial

When a person walks through a steaming sewer vent and breathes in deeply. This may cause a smell or taste that lingers for hours and possibly be followed by gagging, vomiting, or your friends laughing at you for hours.

Lets take the sidewalk on the other side of the street. I don't want to get a german facial.

by Besieged August 6, 2011

german

ONLY THE PIMPEST PLACE IN THE WORLD AND THE TIGHTEST LANGUGE TO LEARN even tho i got kicked out!

I LOVE GERMAN and miss it 2

Frau: GUTEN MORGAN (tag) KLASSE
WOLFY: WTF EVER

by BIG D (david) May 3, 2005

Germany

Country in central Europe that got divided after WWII. Was reunited by David Hasselhoff in 1989.

Fun fact: Germany, along with France, is also the USA's best excuse for losing the War on Terror because they refused to help invading independent foreign countries for their oil reserves. Shame on them!

by Griese February 11, 2009

German Exchange Student

Probably either the coolest or weirdest person you will ever meet.

German exchange students usually love to party, drink beer, and have a good time.

They probably have blond hair, blue eyes, and chubby faces from all the alcohol they consume.

They also will probably believe that their country is better than yours and will defend it to the very end:

German Exchange Student: Schools are so easy in America.

American kid: Why?

German Exchange Student: {launches into an essay about the three different types of school, the classes, teachers, diploma-like think you have to get to graduate, lack of extra credit, and lack of A's or A+'s in Germany. Basically ripping apart the American kid's school system, while claiming that the German school system is better}

American kid: I'm going to become an exchange student in Germany.

German Exchange Student: Good for you.

by friendofagerman December 15, 2012