the harder you go, the louder it gets

haha funny piano joke

"how is a piano used?" "well, the harder you go, the louder it gets"

by skelidaddy April 28, 2022

goatse man

A man who hides items, in his large anus.

potatoes and jelly were removed from his ass.

by Timmy August 1, 2003

gats

The General Agreement on the Trade in Services. This treaty of the World Trade Organisation entered effect in 1995 as a result of the Uruguay round of negotiations. It was created to extend multilateral trading systems to cover services as well as goods.

1: Hey guys! Don't discriminate against my providing services in your country!
2: Aha! Eat tariffs! My domestic service industry has an unfair advantage now!
1: GATS will protect me!
2: Oh god the GATS why me

by enjoyment December 31, 2007

goats baw

Scottish term for someone who is a complete fucking arsehole

Baw is Scots for testicle. You are effectively calling someone a goat's testicle.

Can be used in friendly and offensive contexts.

"Shut it ya goat's baw"

"Hey ya fuckin goat's baw, whit ye daein? Looking for a fight ur ye?"

by Scott T The Silver fox January 23, 2004

gettsky

A word used to mock stupidity. Originated in Canada in response to a TV commercial depicting a young hockey fan cheering for Wayne Gretsky. Gretsky's last name was slurred by the boy, and he pumped his fist in the air ackwardly. The word and the gesture and both performed to complete the insult.

a man slips and falls on his butt a person sees this and shakes his fist rapidly by his temple and says "Gettsky!"

by GT July 12, 2004

n-gats

a term for the negro population. short for the "n" word. also meaning homies riding dirty with "gats" or guns. also they may be blasting obscene racial comments and puff daddy songs.

"yo homies where my n-gats at?"
"yo dat n-gat ain't fresh az im is."

by Fro_man_Joe_Man January 11, 2008

when bio gets lit

when your biology teacher decides it's a good time to dab during class

Hey Mrs. Steblein was all "when bio gets lit" today in class.

by mhsisgr8 October 21, 2016