ham in a gash

a disturbing vagina with a visual similarity to a slice of ham folded and stuck into a deep cut.

"She's cool and all, but she's got ham in a gash."

by Dhik Hedd February 24, 2021

gash wand

Another name for schlong or length, but with a majestic magical quality of being able to make legs open at will...

"Man Jamal must have a gash wand, he only has to point it at ho's and their legs open moistly ready for core drilling"

Trevor is one lucky cunt, he doesn't have any banter but he does have a gash wand, he's balls deep 3 times a day - he has a magical length

by Zolasflick August 10, 2017

Waste-gash

"Wastegash" or "Waste-gash" is an insult; Someone who does nothing with their life. (Or nothing much.)

"Katie girl dem, you're such a waste-gash bredrin famalam!"

by Grimmyyy October 18, 2011

fair gash

The term 'Fair gash' is usually used to describe a female who is neither ugly, nor what you could call a 8-10 pull. Fair gash is usually pulled by fair cock eg. if your a 6 yourself, you will most likely get 'fair gash' on your best nights, and waste gash on your worse.

Pulled some fair gash out on the pullpatrol last night, wasn't a stunner, then again i was wankered.

by scottyisahotty August 22, 2010

fanny gash

a small vaginal shaped hole that usually is caused by chaffing to the trousers of bending over and ripping your pants

omg peters trousers chaffed so much that a fanny gash formed

by LizzoF March 29, 2009

crusty gash

discusting unwashed vagina.

but mainly: a fit girl in year 11 called christie.

"oi crusty gash, come suck my bell"

"oh, so you really are called that for a reason christie"

by crabman May 28, 2008

avin a gash

When you are having a smashing time, IE enjoying yourself.

Oh oim Avin a gash oooaaye!

by userjay117 December 16, 2017