by UndertaleAddict November 12, 2018
1. Any household pseudo-sport played using equipment already in place in the home. 'The game' will refer to whichever particular event might be in contemporary ascendency, but will probably refer to one of the below:
1a) The Egg Game. Every time an egg is cooked, it is thrown between two participants until ultimately dropped by one, who is a 'dropper' (see 'dropper'). In the event that both parties agree that an egg's performance has been remarkable, it can bee retired.
1b) The spear game. A curtain rail colsely resembling a spear is thrown at a wall in an attempt to make as large an indentation as possible. There is, as yet, no way of confirming a winner.
1c) Stupid game in the kitchen. A game of many rounds, most of which involve the attempt to throw an oversized tennis ball into various target areas (e.g. behind the fridge, the bin, the oven, the recycling box etc.). Points are awarded per round victory on an accumulative basis.
1a) The Egg Game. Every time an egg is cooked, it is thrown between two participants until ultimately dropped by one, who is a 'dropper' (see 'dropper'). In the event that both parties agree that an egg's performance has been remarkable, it can bee retired.
1b) The spear game. A curtain rail colsely resembling a spear is thrown at a wall in an attempt to make as large an indentation as possible. There is, as yet, no way of confirming a winner.
1c) Stupid game in the kitchen. A game of many rounds, most of which involve the attempt to throw an oversized tennis ball into various target areas (e.g. behind the fridge, the bin, the oven, the recycling box etc.). Points are awarded per round victory on an accumulative basis.
Joe would have liked to have done some work, but his morning was occupied almost entirely by a tiring round of the game, after which a nap, wank, and brief read about dragons was all he could muster.
by 71 Hurst / S12 July 15, 2005
When you play a video game. The only people who actually call the act of playing video games "gaming" are nerds and losers who have no athletic skill and think getting a headshot in halo 3 is "cool".
People with lives play video games every once in a while when they're extremely bored.
People with lives play video games every once in a while when they're extremely bored.
hey jimmy, let's go to the club
I can't I gotta keep on gaming. I'm about to make it into a clan on halo and totally rock teh community. video games are my sport you know.
jimmy.....have you been doing that crystal meth again?
I can't I gotta keep on gaming. I'm about to make it into a clan on halo and totally rock teh community. video games are my sport you know.
jimmy.....have you been doing that crystal meth again?
by doggyboggyboi April 24, 2009
Donnelly: "Kalan, I can't go to your house tonight."
Jean: "Don't even think about asking me to go somewhere until you can prove you can keep your bathroom/room clean."
Donnelly: Fuck you mom.
Kalan: Haha, game.
Jean: "Don't even think about asking me to go somewhere until you can prove you can keep your bathroom/room clean."
Donnelly: Fuck you mom.
Kalan: Haha, game.
by kalan October 20, 2007
An impossible-to-win-game (a.k.a. VVVEEERRRYYY HHHAAARRRDDD GGGAAAMMMEEE) that consists of dozens of rules.
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/The_Game
Basic Rules:
1. If you think about The Game, you play The Game
2. If you think about The Game, you lose The Game (LOL, you lost... SHIT!)
3. If you lose the game, you don't lose again until you have forgotten and then remembered again.
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/The_Game
Basic Rules:
1. If you think about The Game, you play The Game
2. If you think about The Game, you lose The Game (LOL, you lost... SHIT!)
3. If you lose the game, you don't lose again until you have forgotten and then remembered again.
Dude 1: "When life give you lemons, you just lost The Game."
Dude 2: "I WAS ON A WINNING STREAK!"
(Rule #38 at website above: You cannot have a winning streak)
Dude 2: "I WAS ON A WINNING STREAK!"
(Rule #38 at website above: You cannot have a winning streak)
by fishboyultra December 13, 2008
Rules of the Game
1.When you think about the game, you lose
2.You can only lose the Game every 30 min
3.When you lose the Game you must shout out "I lost the Game!"
4. (not sure if this is true or not) once you learn about the game you are in the game
5.Once you are in the Game you can't leave
6.You can't win the Game...EVER
Point
Dont think of the Game or else
1.When you think about the game, you lose
2.You can only lose the Game every 30 min
3.When you lose the Game you must shout out "I lost the Game!"
4. (not sure if this is true or not) once you learn about the game you are in the game
5.Once you are in the Game you can't leave
6.You can't win the Game...EVER
Point
Dont think of the Game or else
Man 1 "Hey guess what?"
Man 2 "What"
Man 1 "I lost the Game"
Man 2 "Dude I really hate you right now"
Man 2 "What"
Man 1 "I lost the Game"
Man 2 "Dude I really hate you right now"
by all you need is GIR and tacos May 03, 2009
A 'game' so to speak. There are 3 rules to the game:
1. You must not think about the game at all.
2. You can only lose the game once every 30 minutes.
3. The only way you can win the game is if the queen goes on national TV and says 'I lost the game'.
If someone says 'I lost the game', then you pretty much lost too - you can't not think about the game when someone says I Lost The Game.
1. You must not think about the game at all.
2. You can only lose the game once every 30 minutes.
3. The only way you can win the game is if the queen goes on national TV and says 'I lost the game'.
If someone says 'I lost the game', then you pretty much lost too - you can't not think about the game when someone says I Lost The Game.
by Dezachu October 08, 2008