goth

How many goths seem to adhere to the mentality that they are the most intelligent, unique, intresting and creative poeople you will ever met(quoted with the spelling errors from a goth no less). That they are some how MORE unique and intelligent than the rest of us. Not only is this insulting, but blatantly false; testimony to this fact being all the poorly written definitions I read from "goths." Ironically, since most goths (and by "goths," I refer to their "culture" or "subculture" as they've defined it) seem to think that they are somehow more intelligent, interesting and/or creative than the rest of us, this alludes to another character trait entirely, or namely, arrogance. Boring, arrogant, uninteresting, un-innovative gothics. I believe this issue has been exhausted.

I propose that we build a giant cannon, gather up all the gothics, pack them into the cannon, and launch them into a brick wall.
SLAM.
No more goths. Maybe then they'd have a reason to be depressed. That is, if any of them lived. They're all so pale and weak that a mere launch into a brick wall might finish them off.

(all of this has been taken and slightly altered from www.thebestpageintheuniverse.com, http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.n et/c.cgi?u=gothics, http://www.thebestpageintheuniver se.net/c.cgi?u=gothagain)

credits to maddox

Lets face it Goths blow and if i had the chance i wud kill u by giving u aids

by SomeChavFromEssexButWotYouGunnaDo? December 11, 2008

goth

Individual who just want express themselves in the way they act and dress. The most frequent choice of messages expressed seem to be "Black", "Spiky" and "Angry". Goths are often quite lovely people so long as you don't mention this fact. There is no known goth over the age of twenty-two.

"All my goth friends dress in black, avoid sunlight and body pierce, maybe if i do that i'll be individual too".

by Cibo December 12, 2006

Goth

One who feels Halloween is everyday, loves any kind of music with dark lyrics and a beat that is appealing to their unique self, most likely express themselves artistically, often are nocturnal, decorate with darker things such as: dragons, dark fairies, skulls, horror movie figurines, music and movie posters, dark angels, and so on. They excel in things like writing, painting, drawing, theater, clothes making, ect. Clothing may vary, but black and silver seem to be what they commonly wear. They're open minded and not afraid of being themselves.

Famous goths include,Vampira, Bella Legosi, Elvira, Edgar Allan Poe, Stephen King, The Munsters, The Addams Family, Brandon Lee as The Crow, Ozzy, Jack Skelinton, The Bride of Frankenstien, and so on.

by Gothic_Mama June 4, 2010

goth

A fucking shit bag that smells like John Kerry.

Dude I went to the local hick store and bought some bags of goth to keep my garden fertile.

by RyanRR July 28, 2008

Goth

An entire sub-culture of weeaboo teenagers dedicated to the destruction of the emos, wether they call themselves emo, or others say they are (such as myself). Typically funny, backlash can still be incured if their favorite band or RPG is put down even once. Fun to be with, but possibly abbrasive.

theres this goth chick i like, but she seems to have a blood feud against me. that and she thinks my taste in games sucks

by an emo, so says everyone else September 28, 2008

goth

goth-A sweet stile were peolple dress in black and talk about dieing and pain

look @ marilyn manson he is so goth he farts out spiders.

by gothikmonkey555 November 19, 2007

goth

A culture that follows Wicca (belief of white magic etc), not satanists, they listen to industrial rave (or whatever you call it) or soft metal bands of which they think are heavy. They dont listen to death/black metal as people believe, people that listen to those genres are called metallers. Chavs think hippies, goths, emo's and metallers are all the same which is false. Goths wear alot of black, long leather coats and christian crosses on clothing or around their necks (sign of wicca as its an off shoot of catholic)

metallers - death metal, black metal, thrash metal
goth - industrial/metal rave, nu-metal
emo - emocore, hardcore (the least talented music)

by nick (metaller) March 23, 2007