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Ghost Fuck 

You have your best friend in the closet, then you start to fuck your girlfriend, halfway through you switch with your friend then sneak outside and start waving at your girlfriend.
I cant believe you Ghost Fucked me I was so confused
Ghost Fuck by DPovey August 28, 2017

ghost beer

When you inadvertently reach for a beer that does not exist.

Usually seen when sitting in your favorite chair while watching your favorite sport or tv show.
"Did you see that, I totally reached for my ghost beer"

"man, I need another round...I can't stop ghost beering"
ghost beer by SOB1313 February 5, 2010
Word of the Day on April 18, 2017

Ghost Dad 

to force your spiritual form through the receiver of a phone and through phone lines to reappear on the other end during a conversation to choke the person you are speaking with or to beat them in some other fashion in response to something they either said or did.
During a phone call:

James: I fucked your younger sister while she blew your other best friend. Plus we taped it and put it on the world wide web.

Doug: Motherfucker, I will Ghost Dad your ass.

James: What?

Doug travels through the phone lines to choke the shit out of James.
Ghost Dad by Wesley Eastin November 22, 2007

Angry Ghost

While a man is laying on the bed and his girl friend is under the covers giving him head, he farts and holds the covers closed so she can't get out. When she smells the fart, she'll try to get out and look like a ghost who's really pissed off
I gave her an angry ghost last night, she was fucking pissed but she's a bitch anyway.
Angry Ghost by Geoff R12 December 12, 2006

ghost ride 

Yet another way that natural selection is working it's way into pop culture.
Damned fool got his ass killed trying to ghost ride.
ghost ride by Thra11 August 20, 2006

ghost rape 

1. Being raped by a ghost.

2. Non-consentual intimate contact with a ghost.
"I was just lying there naked, with my ass in the air and I think I got ghost raped. I wonder can ectoplasm carry any sexually transmitted diseases..."
ghost rape by nipplerection1 December 16, 2011