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FUCKtastic 

FUCKtastic is like fantastic but so much better.
its when you are so happy, instead of saying fucking fantastic, you just say FUCKtastic.
You can even say it when you have an orgasm, or better, a RAWRgasm :)
1: Holy shit!! he just got hit by a car!
2: HAH!! Thats FUCKtastic!!!!!

or
1:RAWR!!! give it to me!!! i want a RAWRgasm!!!
2: AHH!!! thats FUCKtastic!!!
FUCKtastic by KaylaKakes :))) June 29, 2009
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fucktastic 

Refers to a girl who is particularly voluptuous.
Blond-haired, big breasted Becky is fucktastic.
fucktastic by Zorro January 8, 2004

Fucktard 

Any and all of the fucking retarded douchebags that constitute half of America who, despite the fact that there is nobody in front of them, insist on going 10 to 20 miles an hour below the speed limit in the passing lane on the highway, blocking everyone behind them in traffic and creating gridlock. These hemorrhoids in everyone else's collective ass also slow down when you blink your lights to pass them, screwing you over even worse and will often then speed up along side you when you are forced to pass them on the right. People who cut you off when you're in the passing lane and in a hurry just to pull this shit are super fucktards and deserve to be beaten. People who stop at an intersection and wait 30 seconds to a minute to pull out when there is nobody else coming, but you're stuck behind them and then cop an attitude when you honk your horn are obnoxious fucktards as well and also deserve to be headbutted, kicked in the balls or punched in the face.
Goddamned fucktards going 20 below the speed limit in the passing lane! This country is going to hell, sooner or later these people are going to have to be shot or the rest of us are doomed, because these retards keep breeding like rabbits. Welcome to the fucking idiocracy.
Fucktard by Mushroom Cloud Dropper November 21, 2009

fucktardbitchwhorebasket 

Another way of saying Snake
Ian: fucktardbitchwhorebasket!
Snake: yes?
Ian: nothing!
Snake: oh :(
Ian: 1-0
fucktardbitchwhorebasket by Aqui1a September 17, 2006

fucktard 

George Bush is a fucktard.
fucktard by greyhaze December 28, 2005

fucktard 

n.
Any individual who utters the word fucktard.
"Jesus Christ, I'm such a fucktard."
fucktard by kelly November 6, 2004

fucktard piss-faggoting 

Verb intransitive
When an old person tries to impress the younger generation by trying to talk leetspeak and dressing in jeans so he can hang out with young dudes.

The effort to look cool has the reverse appearance.
It is especially prevalent amongst Anonymous members where you can tell the 50+ pervert by the way he speaks / posts
Example
We were trolling some oldfags when a dude in a monk's robe came up and started fucktard piss-faggoting with the cops and we were all like, "Who invited the retarded yoda?"