Microwave dinner

Looks good in pictures but not in reality.

1. A person who is attractive in photos but not in reality. The opposite of in-person hot.

2. A situation that seems great on paper, but is definitely not great once it happens. Similar to Honeypot.

Friend: Hey bro... Check out my girlfriend.
Guy: Dang she's hot....
*Meets her*
Guy: Yeah nvm dude....she's a total microwave dinner.

by Karab okama August 11, 2019

2nd dinner

A meal after dinner. Typically, at least an hour after your main dinner and before 3am the next day.

Son-hey mom can I have 2nd dinner?
Mom- We just had chili for dinner at 6pm, are you hungry again?

Son- It is 9pm now and I am hungry again.

by Stunnin’ January 21, 2021

Dinner Peace

Dinner Peace is the full-stomached pleasure one feels or achieves once they have satisfied their hunger caused by the munchies after smoking weed.

Man I had the munchies so bad, but then I had a double cheeseburger and achieved dinner peace.

by Mars [Bar] May 12, 2011

fajitas for dinner

Slang term for having sex, originating in Glasgow, Scotland.
See: getting yer hole

Better get home the the missus lads, it's fajitas for dinner tonight!

by Wheresthesauce July 25, 2020

No Christmas Dinner

Something that is not easy to do, hard.

Brendan: It was so wet and muddy at the camping ground.

Jack: I was trying to set up my tent and it was no Christmas dinner.

by Hooch93 August 12, 2010

Discount Dinner

A meal that has been purchased from the reduced-to-clear section of a supermarket/grocery store. Usually comprising of unusual combinations of foods, but can be ordinary meals/TV dinners as well.

"Mmm, 25c satay skewers and 98c cottage pie. Discount dinner FTW!"

by tehferalhamster November 13, 2011

turkey dinner

A complicated reverse felch, a Turkey Dinner involves sucking your ejaculate out of your partner's vagina and spitting it into her rectum. She then positions herself over you to push out the ejaculate and feces in a mic that looks like mashed potatoes and gravy... ala a "turkey dinner."

I thought we'd change form our usual Cleveland Steamer ritual tonight for a little turkey dinner!

by SmileDocVic August 24, 2006