flabbergastium

a mix of crack, horseradish, and meth.

he on the flabbergastium, he aint' makin' no fuckin' sense

by Sgt. Shoetfurst January 26, 2024

Flabbergasted

Being flabbergasted is to be greatly surprised or astonished.

"These news has left me flabbergasted."

by purivolley January 27, 2024

Flabbergasted

When you see the homie’s dick that you know is small for the first time and it’s bigger than yours.

You: “Bro I walked in on Jaquavious.”
Jerry: “Really? Was it small?”
You: “It was bigger than mine. I’m flabbergasted!”

by SeanMcShlong February 7, 2024

FLABBED

Flabbed is a very very very cool and sophisticated way of saying flabbergasted, which is often used to describe a event that left you speechless and in awe.

I was so flabbed when I saw that shawty eating out of a garbage bin

by spidermakesbeats February 9, 2024

Flabbergastical

A container meant for water, although it can be used for other beverages as well, typically it is cylinder shaped but it is also known more commonly as a bottle.

"I left my flabbergastical at home so I don't have any water with me."

by Jimmathy1 March 9, 2024

Flabbergasting

When the bottom farts during doggy style.

Oh my God! Oh my God! I'm- I'm flabbergasting! AAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!

by Flabbergastingsohard March 13, 2024

feebbook

a sorry excuse of a social network, which once was innovative, funny and useful... once.

dude, are you still using feebbook? really?..

by Borysenko May 11, 2024