Super Flank

"Super Flank" is a Valorant term, used when you're flanking an enemy in an absurd way.

It only works when you and the enemies are in opposite bomb sites, and you take the longest path from enemy spawn to their bomb site.

Super Flank is often done to troll or to mess around a little. But it could be helpful due to how unorthodox the path you're taking, catching them off-guard

Sova: I hear them planting at A site
Yoru: Hold on, I'm super flanking

by bashhhhhhhh February 18, 2024

John Flansburgh

A John Flansburgh is a sexual act in which you fuck a woman doggy style and then charge her $650 for the mediocre act.

Person 1: "I gave your wife a John Flansburgh in the bed last night."

Person 2: "A John Flansburgh? Are you out of your goddamn mind? It's a sexual act, and a fucking disgusting one."

by cockwafer May 14, 2024

Anne Flanked

When an intruder enters your home, and you use your attic with two entrances to flank them.

Yes officer, I easily overpowered the burglar as I Anne Flanked him.

by BigAlex December 17, 2024

Foreskin Franks

A woman bites off a man's foreskin and spits it into a sausage maker to incorporate it in a hot dog and uses the same man's nut and her period blood as condiments on the hot dog.

P1: Since when were you circumcised?

P2: Ever since my wife and I made Foreskin Franks.

by LordDingleNut November 9, 2025