back facial

When a man violently ejaculates on a woman's back after pulling his penis out of her anus.

"Oh baby, let me exfoliate your back with a back facial"

by jwlove October 26, 2013

facial explosion

when you enter a facial expression to your friend on aim and the faces explode in the background.

Dude, did you see that facial explosion Greg sent us. They went everywhere!

by Abagoda June 10, 2008

ghost facial

When you get your head slammed into a "random" crotch!

I met Brian in a bar and got a ghost facial!

by Casper Wack June 2, 2016

Spiderweb facial

When one walks facefirst into a large spiderweb that wraps itself around the head and neck. Bonus points if the resident spider ends up in mouth, nose, or eyes. Spazzing out is optional.

Bill: "Ack! Pfleth! Pthaa! Pfft! $&*#ing @%$#!"

Harry: (To Alice) "I think Bill just got a spiderweb facial."

by Monkeyfeathers July 11, 2012

ass facial

the best thing that has ever happened to anyone

the act of stuffing ones face into a girls huge ass and then later being able to cum on her giant tits

damn that ass facial was the best

by dkveidbsisbxnch June 28, 2017

strawberry facial

When your man cums on your face while simultaneously smearing strawberry jam on your face and lips.

Omg Shane I just heard Jim gave Jake a strawberry facial last night and he still has strawberry seeds in his hair.

by Moonlitrose13 November 1, 2015

Octo-Facial

You have a fidget spinner in the middle of 8 girls and you cum on the fidget spinner and then you spin it to have a splash affect to the girls.

Girl1: Damn that octo-facial makes me feel young.
Girl2: You are so right! Cold cum makes me feel young and moisturized.

by TheGodofOctos May 15, 2017