by Chunksforfreee July 30, 2012
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by ZombiePinup July 20, 2012
Get the Fickle mug.Trying to decide when stuck in the middle of something rough or being in a tough situation. Also can be describing a bitch who gets in the way of everything and tries to ruin your life. Makes life a living hell.
1. I'm in such a bad place right now.....I'm in a fickle bitch.
2. She is such a homewrecker, she ruins everything!! I hate that fickle bitch
2. She is such a homewrecker, she ruins everything!! I hate that fickle bitch
by Bitchandshit January 13, 2016
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Takes second third and fifth best movies ever, fourth is the god father. If you think this movie cusses to much or has to much blood you are either a pussy or mentally retarded, and I mean really retarded. I have watched it so many times I memorized Ezekiel 25-17.
Takes second third and fifth best movies ever, fourth is the god father. If you think this movie cusses to much or has to much blood you are either a pussy or mentally retarded, and I mean really retarded. I have watched it so many times I memorized Ezekiel 25-17.
Husband: I went out with the boys to see pulp fiction. That Samuel L. Jackson is one bad mother fucker.
Wife: Oh... I didn't really like it. It was to obscene and gory.
Husband: (sigh...) Honey I think we need a divorce.
Wife: Oh... I didn't really like it. It was to obscene and gory.
Husband: (sigh...) Honey I think we need a divorce.
by Im Cuban B June 1, 2009
Get the Pulp fiction mug.Like fractional sex, fictional sex is sex you make up to boost your stats (the notches on your belt in other words). Or, it can also be sex you deny ever having, out of fear of having too high of a bed count, or out of embarrassment that the person you had it with was sketchy. Basically, if you lie about whether or not you got laid, it's fictional sex.
Bob: Dude, I nailed Cassandra last night! I'm up to 22 notches on my belt already. How many you got?
Dan: Twenty-two? Yeah right! How many of those 22 are fictional sex? Probably more than half. I'd be surprised if you even nailed ten chicks.
Andrea: I heard you left the party with Bob last night. Does that mean you're up to nine different guys now?
Casandra: Shut up! Nothing happened. We just kissed a bit and I made him take me home. And I'm not up to eight yet either! I've only done like three guys. Honest.
Andrea: Yeah... sure... three guys this month. Sounds like fictional sex to me.
Dan: Twenty-two? Yeah right! How many of those 22 are fictional sex? Probably more than half. I'd be surprised if you even nailed ten chicks.
Andrea: I heard you left the party with Bob last night. Does that mean you're up to nine different guys now?
Casandra: Shut up! Nothing happened. We just kissed a bit and I made him take me home. And I'm not up to eight yet either! I've only done like three guys. Honest.
Andrea: Yeah... sure... three guys this month. Sounds like fictional sex to me.
by Pleasure Boy 1, erotic fiction author April 6, 2008
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Although "verpiss dich!" is being used more commonly, "fick ab!" is the up-and-coming trendword since it sends a clearer, stronger message, is often understood by foreigners, too, and can be screamed more violently.
Popular comparative and superlative degrees include: "stirb ab!" and "stirb aus!", suggesting to the addressee to "die out" or "get extinct".
Although "verpiss dich!" is being used more commonly, "fick ab!" is the up-and-coming trendword since it sends a clearer, stronger message, is often understood by foreigners, too, and can be screamed more violently.
Popular comparative and superlative degrees include: "stirb ab!" and "stirb aus!", suggesting to the addressee to "die out" or "get extinct".
-"Hast du mir das Bier mitgebracht, Tatsch?"
-"Fick ab!"
-"Did you bring the beer, Tatsch?"
-"Fick ab!"
-"Fick ab!"
-"Did you bring the beer, Tatsch?"
-"Fick ab!"
by findus767 July 12, 2011
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by Fanboy708 July 14, 2011
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