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Fecal Roster

A listing of individuals, companies, countries, etc. that have been found to be worthy of derision, or unworthy of attention.

Literally - Shit List.

Alternatively: Catalog of Crap
Phineas: "Pheobe got herself added to my fecal roster this morning."

Philo: "What kind of rooster?"
by QuietReflection October 20, 2010
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Fecal Rampage

The act in which a person (usually a man) strips naked and defecates on his hands; smearing it on his enemy's house or apartment door.

He then uses a lighter or match to light said door on fire, followed by intense babbling and other odd behavior. The person also usually claims to be a supernatural being, such as the devil incarnate or the candle-like character Lumiere from Beauty & the Beast.

The rampage is incomplete if he flees the scene or puts his clothes back on, seeing as how this would constitute a simple 'fecal fire'.
Did you hear about Rob? His girl stole his cell phone so he went on a fecal rampage over at her apartment. Set her door on fire and the cops found him naked and covered in his own shit.
by James Moon April 14, 2011
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Fecal Soup

Feces that's so runny it resembles a nice steamy bowl of soup in your toilet.
Just brewing up some Fecal Soup
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Fecal Rage

This is the anger you feel upon stepping out from a shower or bath and discovering you need to have a bowel movement. You go from feeling freshly clean to feeling like you have a dirty ass.
As Brian stepped out of the shower a feeling in his guts sent him into a fecal rage.
by Captain Clean August 6, 2011
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fecma

Fecal matter before being excreted from the anus. Much like lava is magma when still in the ground.
The fecma back-up was horrendous!
by hallnut914 May 8, 2011
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Fecal Dementia

A loss of cognitive capacities which is both pervasive and unexpected. Usually only lasts one day.
I am afraid I've developed fecal dementia. I can't remember shit today!
by Topiltzin May 20, 2011
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fechando

fechando means "dating" in spanish... according to some crazy girl named Selena;)
"esta fechando a mi chavo de suenos!">:O

"She's Dating the guy of my dreams!">:O
by Ittsool Yoo:D May 30, 2011
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