Wonky-eyed 

Having one eye that looks different,does not shut all the way ,or does not follow the other eye.

Alternative meaning- Seeing double after too much consumption of alcohol.

That wonky- eyed girl over there keeps checking me out!

Kelly was seeing all wonky-eyed after finishing two bottles of wine.

Wonky-eyed by Amby1986 October 17, 2010

china eyed 

The act of smoking so much marijuana your eyes become slanted like that of a person of chinese decent.

Pat smoked so much weed he looked China eyed.

china eyed by Stupidpanda November 21, 2013

pipe eyed 

Pipe eyed is the look and or discomfort one will have while trying to inhale and keep a sharp focus on the dope thats being smoked out of the bowl of a very short pipe or chicken bone

Doper 1: Ok there ya go hit it...no turn it a li'l bit... hit it...wait just sec. wait till it starts to smoke first then hit it...ok now...keep turning it turn turn TURN!! Damn it dude you turned the bowl black as fuck!

doper 2: Sorry yo I couldn't help it, I cant see it. The fuckin pipe is so short i get a fuckin headache trying to see the shit. Feels like I'm going goddamn pipe eyed for real.

pipe eyed by Scott County Slummer November 29, 2013

One-eyed Snake

The one-eyed snake, other wise known as the penis or dick.

"Hey Jim, sorry i'm late, was playing with the one-eyed snake in my bathroom"

One-eyed Snake by Jackie kneoff January 1, 2016

Pop-eyed

When you attempt to blow the ashes out of your weed bowl, and the ashes go in your eye,

Leaving you with one eye wide open and the other one shut and you have a pipe in your mouth leaving you looking just like popeye the sailor man.

Tom cleared the ashes out of his bowl and pop-eyed himself.

Pop-eyed by Preston T Fitzgerald March 30, 2017

congo-bongo eyed 

Being in a state of extreme inebriation due to the excessive consumption of marijuana; very stoned.

I can't remember what I had on that pizza, man. I was totally congo-bongo eyed.

congo-bongo eyed by kreebilicus July 8, 2009

sloppy eyed 

to look or to act shady, to appear uncomfortable, to be acting weird

man he was actin all sloppy eyed last night

this house looks a little too sloppy eyed for me

sloppy eyed by Will Scully August 14, 2006