escapod

A word to break hardship. A word used for bad conversations you are having with others.

Bitch: "Why are you mad at me??? Please talk to me!!"

You say: "Escapod."

by Gioseph May 11, 2006

Escaplegic

A person whose otherwise healthy legs immediately cease to function upon hitting the surface of moving stairway.

Why won't that fricking escaplegic learn to stand on the LEFT of the escalator!

by stuandgravy August 12, 2008

escapisst

One who lengthens the amount of time one spends in the bathroom as a way to avoid the harsh realities of life.

During the dark days of the Ching Chang revolution, I abandoned myself to escapisst tendencies as a temporary relief for my spiritual burdens.

by jqtcc July 5, 2011

Escapio

Any human who is not white or straight

This person is an escapio

by Smartescapio July 18, 2017

Escalene

A small, portable escalator that is about 1 cubic yard. Can be used to get up large steps for lazy people. It can also be used to climb into bed, a bathtub, or even onto a chair.

KID: I don't wanna take a bath!
MOM: Well why not?
KID: Because I'm too lazy.
MOM: Well then just use the escalene!!!!!!!

by PotatoChipFace463 April 8, 2019

Escapade

To go to class and decide to leave in the middle of it.

Let's escapade, it's so boring.

by TheAbsoluteShat September 21, 2019

Escapadery

Verb: the objective of embarking on an escapade. In this specific case, an escapade is for a specific purpose of escaping from the realities of life, and looking for an adventure, perhaps through travel, or through something dramatic.
Noun: a place defined as a place where you can embark on an escapade.

Verb: Should we engage in some escapadery?
Noun: Let's go to the escapadery!

by newagewords December 1, 2019