Mosquito emailer

Somebody who persistently sends many annoying and often unnecessary emails, often rehashing discussions that had previously ended.

Greg from Accounts sent me another email about that invoice that had already been paid - the guy's a real mosquito emailer.

by secretwombat September 30, 2019

service provider email

The email address given to you by your ISP. Only used by people who don't care for web security aka n00bs.

We have recorded your IP address as 127.0.0.1 and have determined from this that you are accessing the web on cust~walt.broadband.etc from YOURISP.


To sign up, please use a valid service provider email and not a free service such as hotmail, Yahoo etc.

Acceptable servers are
@YOURISP.net and @YOURISPEMAILSERVICES.org


Typical response to this would be along the lines of "You've gotta be shittin' me"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004

sweet little email

an email that is recieved from your internet service provider saying that they will suspend your account if you continue in your current actions. It is sent because they have discovered that you have been doing illegal downloading of movies, music, games, and various other illegal files, usually through bit torrent.

Hey, i got a sweet little email from my isp that said i downloaded a movie and my account will be restricted if they catch me again.

by The waffles July 5, 2006

Sender Paralysis (via IM / Email or Text)

Those several moments of temporary paralysis just after you realize you just sent the filthiest joke / dirtiest pictures / inappropriate comment / via any electronic method, to the one person you would never want to.

Example A:

You: Looking at "Hot Bubbles.wmv" "That's hilarious, I'll send that to Bob"

*Click*

You sit there with your mouth open realizing you just sent it to Bob your BOSS, not your cool friend Bob.

You're screwed. You are a victim of Sender Paralysis (via IM / Email or Text). You can't move or speak.

Example B:

You: "Hi Mom yeah we had great weekend at the beach; I'll send some pictures, luv ya, bye."

You scroll through your phone and select a few shots and....
*Click*
you realize you just sent a picture of yourself pleasing your boyfriend on the ride home while while he's driving.

The look on your face frozen in terror is Sender Paralysis.

Usually subsides after a week of shame and humiliation. Take two laughing coworkers, a healthy dose of guilt from your Mom and call your shrink.

by jbcrazy88 April 2, 2010

Emali

Worlds most beautiful girl who slays everything whether she look cute or not she just be doin everything right but watch out cause you play her ohh boy issaaaa bad tinggg she got everything on you so don't try but she will slay everything you got :)

Damnnnn that bitch goooo . She most definitely a Emali

by Madahhhsakaaa March 13, 2017

Emal

Emal is always happy and when she isn't she always try's to be she is smart in her own way when even people tell her shes not and funny pretty and a really good friend her group of friend is mostly her and 2 other girls you don't want to say anything to hurt Emal's feelings or her friends will come at you like there is NO tomorrow.

An example would be. why are you so happy. your not Emal??

by love your name!!! November 15, 2018

emale

Man who prefers a laptop to a lapdance. Will send scads of suggestive photographs to online women, but an actual encounter with Emale tends to be disappointing.
Emales can appear to be very outgoing online but are generally shy, insecure people who avoid crowds and cocktail parties.

He was so hot in cyberspace, I wonder what happened?

Don't blame me, I told you he was just another emale.

by Phylipswiller June 3, 2007