earnemies

1. What one calls iPod headphones when they won't fit or stay in your ears.
2. The opposite of earbuds.

I tried to listen to my iPod while I was jogging, but my earnemies kept popping out.

by trixietricycle October 26, 2008

Earnan

The inspiring teenage comic-book superhero, forged of Celtic steel, and secretly fighting evil and bad blokes all over England, Ireland, Scotland and sometimes Wales. His only weakness: ice-cream sandwiches.

"Why, look," exclaimed the townspeople of Altrichingham. "All the dogs have collars, all the babies are smiling, and the bullies are giving flowers to the little kids. What could it be?"
"Well," said shopkeeper Reg, pointing to his empty ice-cream freezer, "I think it's safe to say the mighty Earnan has been here."
"Hooray!" cried the townspeople, as they looked up in the sky... could that be him?

by Cinebelle July 2, 2011

EMANIE

A SEXY BITCH WHO IS INLOVE WITH JUSTICE- oop nvm BUT SHE GOT THE FATTY 🕺

emanie is a toxic sexy bitch who is inlove with justice

by AUTUMN BITCHHH September 15, 2020

emaratis

rich kids

emaratis jidam jidam

by Hackerdude69aahileatberries November 14, 2020

Mrs. Earner

She is the dead George Washington. Old AF, and always wears boys clothes

Wow, that Mrs. Earner is so ugly

by Ianthebest6040234 October 5, 2017

Emancipate the Slaves

Deuce it up, take a crap, go number two, poop, etc.

"Sorry I stunk up your bathrrom, but I had to emancipate the slaves. By the way, do you have a plunger?"

by Philly P November 12, 2007

emanism

The religion of the shiny people. Anybody can be an emanist, as long as they're shiny. Emanism bases it's beliefs on having a high respect, admiration and love for one's self, while maintaining a love for others, especially other emanists. Emanism has no clear God, just the worship of self.

guy 1: hey, i'm thinking of converting to emanism, what you think?

guy 2: yeah man do it! i'm am emanist, and i've felt better about myself ever since. i love me!

by emancorpse August 5, 2009