Wood-Elf

A Wood-Elf, in its natural environment, is found on a golf course. When teeing up his/her golf shot the Wood-Elf is known to swing violently at a golf ball resulting in either an extreme slice or hook. Generally, the resultant shot will end in the nearest wooded area. The Wood-Elf will then disappear, into said wooded area, and later emerg, magically, with many golf balls as if he or she was a leprechaun holding a pot of gold. The Wood-Elf is a formidable golfing opponent where regardless of the amount of balls launched into the woods his/her score will often result in either a Par, Birdie and on rare occasions an Eagle. The Wood-Elf is quick-witted and at times charming but resist the temptation to play the Wood-Elf for money. You will lose.

Known celebrity Wood-Elf: Andy Dick

When scoring at the end of the hole a conversation may be as follows:

You: "Hey Wood-Elf, what did you end up with?"

Wood-Elf: "Par"

You: "How many times did you hit your ball into the woods?"

Wood-Elf: "Two or Three times."

You: "Wow that's amazing, how on earth did you end up with a par?"

Wood-Elf: "A Wood-Elf never reveals his secrets."

by 1MD December 19, 2011

Ass Elf

A gay man who wears designer leather shoes that resemble that an elf would wear.

"With those shoes, I would say he was an ass elf."

by Theoneandonlybigperm January 10, 2012

Keebler Elf

(noun) - Whore/slut

In Kevin Hart's movie, "Think Like a Man", the girls refer to their vagina as their "cookie". Keeber Elves issue out their cookies to the community.

Guy 1: "Dude, that chick is out here giving it up to everyone."
Guy 2: "I know man, she's a Keebler Elf."

by RyanTheLion September 29, 2012

faggedy elf

a Christmas, or just a plain elf, who is quite on the flamboyant gay/homosexual side.

"just like that faggedy elf...oh yea, YOU"

by roxanna nadiri September 19, 2006

Bukkake Elf

Someone who is full of stupidity and/or evil in bad ways; SUPREME EVIL ELVES!!!!

You are such a bukkake elf.

BEWARE THE BUKKAKE ELVES... THEY ARE COMING!

by BladeGunner October 26, 2004

Dobby the house elf

The only acknowledged house elf from harry potter...which is ME ME ME..only me...i want to take over the world...muchachacha...which is I chloe the one and only house elf in the world...her enemy is Gollam....from Lord of The Rings...

Chloe (during the movie of Harry Potter Chamber of Secrets)dobby comes on: AAAH she screams and says that is me the one and only dobby the house elf....at school and at night she tells herself bad dobby must obey master and inside her head she says no must take over the world and beat gollam

by crystal September 3, 2004

Wild Elf

Wild elves are hardier that their cousins and have a reputation for being fierce, indomitable warriors. Wild elves aren't noted for their brains.

legolas isn't one of these

by smurf August 22, 2004