hunting for eggs

a) A children's Easter pastime, or:
b) Looking for females to screw.

Son: "Mum, I'm going hunting for eggs."
Mother: "That's alright, just don't get dirty."
Son: "..."

by zomgmouse April 2, 2010

Swan Eggs

An attractive bit of stuff. Someone you would normally deem as fit. Bishop Auckland slang term.
Swan eggs = So nice

Corr look at him, pure swan eggs like

This pizza is swan eggs

Look ower there that lass is propper swan eggs pet

Jo is pure swan eggs

by sasheroo September 8, 2013

Egg and mash

A term meaning prostitution, mostly an Irish slang.

She made 200 euro on the egg and mash last night.

by PokemonGirl April 24, 2010

egg mcstuffins

When you keep jamming shit into an object and it reaches max capacity.

Yo you see that trash barrel that thing is egg mcstuffins.

by Cuck Fin July 15, 2016

Eggs are not real

Big Egg and the Matrix trying to convince you that eggs are real, usually pursued using traffic stops by the police force in the form of speeding tickets.

Andrew Tate: The Matrix is trying to convince me that eggs are real.
Luc: We all know that eggs are not real.

by petterpanpytt October 31, 2022

gooky egg

The stereotypical asian who is good at maths and computers.

He is such a gooky egg.

by unskinny-bob February 4, 2021

Dean of EGGS

A former teacher who rises to a higher rank thus causing an insatiable appetite for giving her partner head.

Annies now Dean of eggs. Her boyfriend better watch out, he's gonna get his knob sucked off!!

by Scroody October 23, 2018