business erection

the arousal you get from landing a big business deal, new client, or a big sale that makes you want to go home and bang your spouse or significant other.

I got a business erection after that meeting with XYZ Corp where they gave me a huge contract and went home and banged my wife in the kitchen.

by besterling September 16, 2011

Erection Protection

When someone is cock blocked, but is very thankful for it.

I was so blasted last night. I was about to hook up with this really ugly chick. Fortunately, i got erection protection from a loyal friend

by HyperAjax August 8, 2009

Earection

When a dog gets his ears erect from another dog, person, or object. And wants to smash it

* bad bitch walks by
Dat nigga: damn if I was a dog I would have a total earection right now seeing that ass walk past
Bitch nigga: yea me to

by Dat reet nigga slah February 3, 2014

Affection Errection

An erection of the penis obtained due to affection for a partner, often during cuddling.

Babe I didn't want the booty I just got an Affection Errection!

by Snivvels November 3, 2015

everection

A boner that you get for no apparent reason yet won't go away.

I was sitting in class and couldn't leave when the bell rang because everyone would have seen my everection.

by xOblongx January 3, 2017

penile erectionism

a fancy name for a boner :)

Oh my GOSH Charles! By Golly, you've got a penile erectionism! :O (:D)

by first_time_dictionary_dot_comr June 3, 2009

Super erection

When the penis is so erect it starts to curl into the stomach

"When Bob has a super erection he can put it in his belly button

by _geggle_ July 31, 2015