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by Merittislndballa June 2, 2003
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Early bloomer

An early bloomer is a girl that has a "little girl" vagina and doesn't have a protruding clitoris or any other signs of maturity.
I can't think of any usually this is used to tease other girls such as "hey Early bloomer! this is the big girls room! go play with your dolls you little bitch!"
by Napolean Dynomiate! August 27, 2006
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early retirement

What hard-working Replicants have to look forward to.
Ray McCoy's firearm sent a Replicant through a window on her way to early retirement.
by 1337W422102 November 30, 2007
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early

Before twelve o'clock in the afternoon.
Had to get up early.
by Fist February 15, 2005
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Late Early

When you are supposed to be five minutes early but are running late so technically you're right on time.
Girl: "I am so late!"
Guy: "What? You'll be right on time."
Girl: "Nooooo! I'm late early!"
by misspelld December 2, 2010
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Early Weakness

Someone who starts to slow his drinking rate at the beginning of a large session as a symptom of feeling the effects of alcohol.
Although it was only 7pm and everyone else had finished their drinks, John was showing an " early weakness " as he struggled with his half a pint.
by Mark July 11, 2003
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Alyssa Loretta Earle

omg I am next to an Alyssa Loretta Earle
by BRONKASARUS April 8, 2022
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