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ditch eater

licking, the ring of the anus, or the whole ass crack. While your partner is prairie dogging. The ditch eater also inhales the odd fart from said prairie dogger. While enjoying a harty amount of "ditch".
That girls so hot....she'd make me a ditch eater
by Drow696 June 13, 2010
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lotus eater

In modern usage, the term Lotus Eater is used as a pejorative.

It refers to self absorbed, psuedo-intellectual dope smokers who are prone to grandiose ideas, but insulated from the real-world consequences. Lotus Eaters think that their skewed subjective reality is analogous to all other peoples in all other circumstances - even disparate cultures on the other side of the world.
"The GI on the ground in Iraq can't really relate to the lotus eaters back home."

"The lyrics of Michael Franti heavily resonate in the drug-addled mind of the lotus-eater."
by Pinche Jose Ciudadano December 29, 2008
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Soap Eater

A man-child who eats saop. He probably is loud, annoying and drunk.
Alex just ate Soap! What a Soap Eater!
by Toby Tobi Tobe February 22, 2012
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pussy eater

to feast upon the flesh of a small furry animal known as a cat
Mark,what the f**k!!, what the hell are doing to that poor animal!
by WeVer September 22, 2003
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Indian Eater

One who picks up something at the grocery store and proceeds to test it by taking a bite. Afterwards they decide they do not like the item, so they simply set it back on the shelf.
I went to get a box of Pazcki donuts from Meijer today and someone had taken a bite out of them.

Must have been an indian eater.
by w28 February 18, 2010
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Turd Eater

I thought I was getting a cute cuddly puppy, not a stinking ratbag turd eater, nobody wants to touch the animal.
by J. Lodes October 10, 2006
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pushy eater

1) An incredibly rude dinner guest, who swipes the last piece of food even after stuffing themselves completely

2) A guy or gal that hogs the cooch in a 3-way, and won't allow you to get a lick

3) Someone who breaks in line at a buffet or restaurant
Sandra wouldn't get her face out of my girlfirend's twat long enough for me to get a lick, so I fucked that pushy eater in her ass while she kept munching on cooch!

Or...

That fat cocksucker at Golden Corral bumped me out of the way so she could grab the last piece of Texas Toast! Fuckin pushy eaters...
by Rip Nuance September 17, 2017
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