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by funky66 June 11, 2007
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Donkey Kong Pile Driver

A Donkey Kong Pile Driver is when you shove a banana up a girls ass fuck her monkey style while beating her head at the point before climaxing flip her over your head slam her through a barrel face first cum on her and beat her back while making monkey noises after wards you take the banana out and began to eat it.
Dude i gave Abby a "Donkey Kong Pile Driver" she could't walk for three days after.

Yeah my wife was kinky last night and wanted a 'Donkey Kong Pile Driver" turns out i parallelized her from the waist down..
by Ster254 August 25, 2010
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diversity

The variety of life forms on the planet.

Can also be used as a political term meaning forced race mixing.
The planet has a natural diversity of animal and plant life.
by zos12345 December 17, 2013
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Female Driver Complex

The general inhibition by females to drive a motor vehicle when faced with driving for an extended period of time or in any difficult situations, this subsequently causes a lose of any small amount of driving skills held by the female driver in the first place and generally causes a large crash. After such a crash the female driver then proceeds to blame any cause conceivable besides their own lack of driving ability.
Laurens Female Driver Complex means everybody thinks it would be safer to get in a car with a incapacitated person driving.

Cats Female Driver Complex caused a 5 car write off and any subsequent faith in her driving ability to be lost.
by Jesus the great man October 1, 2008
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driver's license

A redneck's dream card. Allows them to legally drive.
Patty and Selma: You'll get your license in the mail within 2 weeks.
Cletus: Hot damn! No more sittin' in the dirt at the drive-in!
by 0niTTRay December 27, 2003
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volvo driver

Volvo drivers are people who value quality and safety over ostentation. They are often liberal, well educated, and upper middle class. Although the cars are pricey to buy and maintain, Volvo drivers see them as works of art--well-made machinery that protects their passengers, other drivers, and even pedestrians from the hazards of the road. Volvo drivers appreciate the cars' understated comfort and the manufacturer's concern for the environment. Even so, Volvo drivers have become easy targets for disparagement among those who think that a car that isn't flashy isn't worth owning or who envy the financial means of those who can afford them. Phrases like "tree-hugging, latte-sipping, Volvo-driving liberal elitists" seek to belittle people who care about their safety, their environment, and the value of Scandinavian engineering. An important point is that Volvos are not yuppie cars. Yuppies like flashier, head-turning cars that announce their owners' wealth. Volvos are preppy cars, generally favored by suburban WASPs, although the S40 is popular with younger, urban drivers. Like their drivers, Volvos are conservative and understated. If the cars are well cared for, they can last forever, so Tripp can drive Daddy's 10-year-old Volvo off to college.
After Mummy dropped Tim off at boarding school, she took the Volvo to the garage in Roland Park for its 100,000-mile checkup.
by Volvo Boy June 9, 2005
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Corolla Driver

Corolla Driver is a driver on the road that is always in the slow lane. A driver that is slowing down traffic for those of us in a hurry.
1-Why is there so much traffic in this lane? There is a Corolla driver up ahead.
2- Who is the slowpoke? The Corolla driver up ahead.
by Driver45 October 14, 2012
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