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Doitle

1. Used in polite speech, refers to moist fecal matter between the buttocks. 2. Anal leakage. 3. A portmanteau word derived from “dookie,” “toilet,” and “turtle head.”
Student to teacher: May I please be excused? I have some doitle to attend to.
Teacher: Poor dear, of course you may! No wonder you were itching yourself!
by Calvin Golf October 20, 2016
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Doitle

1. Used in polite speech, refers to moist fecal matter between the buttocks. 2. Anal leakage. 3. A portmanteau word derived from “dookie,” “toilet,” and “turtle head.”
Student to teacher: May I please be excused? I have some doitle to attend to.
Teacher: Poor dear, of course you may! No wonder you were itching yourself!
by Calvin Golf October 20, 2016
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dorito balls

when someone drags their nuts cross nacho Dorito chips and then proceeds to dip it in someones mouth.
My buddy Mello gave me Dorito balls lasytnight
by Dorito Balls June 23, 2017
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Doritoo

A person who eats Doritos during sex
He is a doritoo
by Fortnite is super gay October 29, 2019
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dorito dust boy

Something offensive that a certain young boy's girlfriend calls him when she's being mean to him.
Her- "YOU'RE a dorito dust boy!"
Me - **GASP**
by sumndffrnt February 19, 2021
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Dorito speed

The speed that you maintain in Walmart to get what you need fast enough to leave, but slow enough to not draw attention to yourself and let your mind process the information you need. (Can be used to find things other than Doritos, like clearing rooms in a gunfight.)
we're falling behind a little bit, lets kick it up to Dorito speed.
by Scout339 September 22, 2022
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chilli doritos day

the day where all chilli dorito lovers unite and have a big feast with no celery in any pasta pots
i can’t wait for chilli doritos day!
by guess you’ll never know 😱 January 29, 2021
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