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Messy Dinner

The act of giving someone a face wash with feces on your hands, with a violent action. Then standing up and peeing on that person's face, by thus action, creating a messy dinner. IE: Smearing shit on someone's face very violently. Also See: Messy Lunch.
He totally gave that hoe a messy dinner.
by Kaeleker February 14, 2023
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Dinner bang

Leslie and I aren't serious. She just occasionally stops by my place for a dinner bang!
by FRWWPB December 7, 2015
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Lopsided Dinner

The act of eating a meal from a gaping asshole of a deceased, hanging person.
I was at church when I walked in on the minister eating some lopsided dinner from the dangling lady.
by discoloredreasoning June 21, 2019
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Tinder and Dinner

Term used for meeting someone on tinder, going out for dinner, then having unplanned sex afterwards
"How did you even get pregnant?"
"Tinder and Dinner.."
by Tinderella77 October 13, 2015
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dinner shark

n. A person who dates, often via apps, with the primary purpose of being treated to a meal.
"I try to weed out the dinner sharks, so I usually just ask girls out for a coffee."
by shaniez August 20, 2017
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Dinner Plating

Dinner plating is the name given to a drinking game reserved for the dirtiest of footy windups. Vodka is poured onto a dinner plate (preferably fine china), the subject removes their under garments and places spread butt cheeks onto said plate. The alcoholic beverage is absorbed through the orifice and drunken carnage ensues.
"Fuuuark that was an epic game, get around me boys im about to do some dinner plating"
by Captain Cornelius February 1, 2020
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turkey dinner

A complicated reverse felch, a Turkey Dinner involves sucking your ejaculate out of your partner's vagina and spitting it into her rectum. She then positions herself over you to push out the ejaculate and feces in a mic that looks like mashed potatoes and gravy... ala a "turkey dinner."
I thought we'd change form our usual Cleveland Steamer ritual tonight for a little turkey dinner!
by SmileDocVic August 24, 2006
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