Deuce and a half

The standard 2.5 ton truck for the US Army.

Dammit, I am stuck having to drive our deuce and a half back to the shop...

by VP-bofh January 26, 2004

deuce 81

deuce meaning 2 so its 281 the area code of southwest houston texas

were you from .......iam from the deuce 81

by fly281 July 5, 2009

deuce deuce

Term used for 22" inch rims.

"I ride on 22's bitch that's whats up."

by Aash March 17, 2003

deuce

a small genatalia

Man did u see nic he has a deuce!

by Deucedeuce April 4, 2009

Coppin' Deuces

When someone acts a certain way then turns around and acts the complete oppisite of their previous mannerisms.

"Harry is coppin' deuces to Sherman because he just told me he wanted to kick his ass and now he is being friendly toward him."

by Gangsta M15 May 30, 2009

Taking a deuce

The process of defication. See also gettin' grumpy.

After three burritos, a cup of coffee and a cigarette, I'll be taking a deuce for hours.

by Crazy Nug August 11, 2006

major deuce

A serious and severe bowel movement

Every night, Soren always remembers to go to the bathroom and drop a major deuce.

by Tommy Dub August 29, 2006