Destructo

A man who has no bounds. When saturday night is upon him he breaks all limits and barriers, sparing no one from his drunken madness. Upon entering his extremely drunken state, he tends to break anything on sight and is easily provoked. He has no filter when it comes to talking with women and always comes off as being a creep. At the end of a long, successful night he becomes very messy and usually needs to be taken care of or tended to. A wise man would know to never get in the way of the one they call Destructo.

It looks like he is going to unleash destructo tonight.

by UpDown42 September 22, 2010

Distraction

Something used to pull the attention off of someone/thing that is much more important, such as Television, friends, food, sleep, etc... Often used to avoid boredom

Man, this homework is killing me, I need a distraction

by Luckyboy14 March 8, 2010

destructivocisist

Someone who dismantles a situation for pleasure.

Destroying a relationship and thinking; "Now THIS is entertainment!"

by dropCGCF December 17, 2004

weapon of mass distraction

Two or more active communicators that often have a difficult time with closing a discussion because the flow of ideas is strong.

Anna and Rohan were the perfect weapon of mass distraction always talking into the wee hours of the morning.

by Anna Deak April 15, 2006

distraction

people who stop you doing work in class.
mainly math and psych.
always wishing

Sarah: Im trying to do work
Daniel: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH
Sarah: arrgghhhhhh your such a distraction!

by youwishjellyfish April 13, 2011

Weapons of Mass Distraction

An extremely distracting thing or things. The object varies greatly and relatively to the person.

A super-nerd seeing a sweet, newly released computer during his PSATs.

by Marvin Berry December 9, 2004

destructions

A step-by-step guide to destroy something.

You read instructions to build something, so you should read destructions to destroy it.

by Richard Hundhausen January 23, 2005