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desperate housewives

A phenomenon of a show.
It revolves around a group of female housewives.
Susan, being one of them, is a divorced single mother who is in love with her plumber. Susan later finds out the plumber is a murderer, but accepts that he did it in self-defense.
Lynette, being the most boring character in the show, is a housewive with 3 or 4 kids that she can't control.
Bree is another housewive. She and her husband are fighting lots and stuff, but they get over it, but then her husband dies. Boohoo.
Gabriel Solis, who is without a doubt one of the most sexiest womanses I've ever seen, is an adulterinator. She cheats on her husband with her gardener, and may have gotten pregnant from him.
Edie Britt is probably the ugliest of the group, next to Bree, but is all pop-uh-ler because she's got large fake breasts. Oh, and she's the whore of the town.
These are only some of the characters from this awesome show, which gets better with each coming episode.

Hell, I'm 12 and I love it.
Dem desprate houswives shur be hawt.
by Tookar May 29, 2005
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depersonalization

Where you feel very lost and confused, and end up cheating on 7+ people at the same time.
Normal Guy: I can't believe Katerino would ever do that! She belongs to the streets!
Simp: Its ok becuase she is suffering from depersonalization.
by Le Funny Man April 27, 2020
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Dipper

A term females use to explain a male she is just having casual sex with.
Mary told her friends that she needed to call her dipper because she was horny!
by Kimmie Fresh1119 July 10, 2012
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Desperato

1. A person who seems cool at first, but you soon realize that it's just because he's a brown nose.

2. A guy who will hook up with anything... and I mean EVERYthing...
1. "Man, I used to think he was kinda cool, but that mutha-fucka is mad annoying... Desperato to da max"

2. "Dude... she looks like a GUY - stop being such a Desperato, Jared!"
by Ben A April 22, 2006
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dipper

A person that just recently immigrated from India/Pakistan. May also be referred to as FOB, freshie, etc. Likely speak with a think accent, smell of BO etc.
Have you met that new guy Harjeet? He is such dipper.
by -brownsugar* July 8, 2009
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Desperate Housewives

verb - the act of married women having affairs with teenage boys. As seen in the popular television show on ABC, Desperate Housewives. Such as the relationship between Gabrielle Solis and her Gardener, John Rowland.
"Dude, your mom so wants to Desperate Housewives me. She grabbed my hand, gave me a hug, and everything. It's just too bad she's not a MILF."
by SurferBoy June 28, 2005
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Dapper Dudes

1. (noun) a pair of males claiming a platonic relationship while acting on homosexual urges

2. (noun) gay friends with benefits
1. Joey and Danny like to kiss each morning. They say they are just close friends. They are actually Dapper Dudes.

2.

Person 1: Would you like to homosexual?
Person 2: Please, in my ass.
by TheDapperDude October 11, 2011
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