daler

One who continuously drinks beer, fucks girls, does cocaine and smokes an amazing amount of weed.

Yo lets cop a 40, hit the slopes, burn a marley and fuck that bitch

by Sean February 2, 2005

deer-killer

n. The brush guard that some rednecks like to put on the front grille of their off-road trucks.

I bought a new pickup truck and gave it some skid plates, nerf bars, a 12" lift kit, super swampers, and a deer-killer.

by fizzle April 15, 2004

deer dicking

The act of putting a tape, ink, or painted penis on a deer crossing sign for laughs.

Dude! That sign needed some deer dicking!

by Marco Porno January 13, 2009

deer drops

The most unsatisfying poop type that exists, a dissapointed pooper will excrete pebble-like fecal droplets and leave the restroom feeling no emptier, with underpants most likely full of skidmarks.

"oh man, I thought i had to take a huge dirty poo but when i sat down on mr.potty, only deer drops came out. Now i got skiddies in my undies."

by Ashley Storrow November 8, 2008

John Deere

a company that makes tractors; like Microsoft is for non-rednecks.

"Don't you think you're all special now riding in yer brand new shiny John Deere, bitch."

"I thought the relationship was going well, when out of nowhere she sends me a John Deere letter."

by Nick D April 2, 2003

crack dealer

1. One who sells crack for a living or just to "cop" hot gear and new Jordans. In most "hoods", this type of dealer is called a "fly bumb ass nigga". Fly, expressing their gear (nice clothing) and bumb ass nigga meaning... well, a bumb ass nigger.
2. Predominantly an African American occupation. This particular species tends to sell to their own kind (see self anialation).
3. What 98% of rappers claim to be but in all honesty have never even stepped on a street corner other than to wait for mommy to pick them up from private school.

1. Rakim: Yo son! did you see Raheems new Jordans?
Dasheen: Yeh yo, dem shits iz hot son. i think dat nigga is pushin crack son. How else is someone gonna afford a hunnid dolla pair of sneakas?

2. Officer 1: "we're looking for a crack dealer to bust"
Officer 2: "Look at that nigger! He's about 4 foot 9 to about 6 foot 6, weighing anywhere from 100 to 300 pounds, and he's wearing Jordans! We got him!"

by Reynaldo P. January 19, 2006

deer hoof

The bruised outside ring of an anus after intense anal intercourse or other such regional trauma. It is also a band.

The guy on this video has some wicked deer hoof going on.

by Char H January 11, 2006