David

A horribly insane, very smiley, tall, often smelly, awkward, star trek obsessed guy.

Ugh, David is so weird.

by NKOakwar February 16, 2010

David

A Stupid goose who is very much loved by his mother

Wow david is a stupid goose

by greygoose45 March 29, 2017

David

someone who cant sing, not funny, and will never get anywhere in life. and needs a lot of help! he is a very LOUD and annoying person who doesnt know when to shut up!

david g. from the howard mseip program

by most lovely beautiful girls!! June 21, 2010

David

Fuck him, fuck david.

David is a bitch nigga

by Iamtheonethatdontneednoone December 23, 2016

David

n. a type of spoon that is a size between a serving spoon and a soup spoon. It usually is difficult to organize in a utensil drawer.

n. (slang) a finger

I just cant find anywhere to put this David! I never really use it either....THANKS GRANDMA!

I just hit my David with a hammer!

by Chew Toe Buckle December 04, 2010

David

A special type of fuckboy who can never accomplish anything due to his lack of chromosomes. They are easy to spot, distinct visual features including big ears, red face, glasses, '60s haircut, and make it in life by sucking dicks.

That David needs to stop sucking dicks and walk like a man.

by intensesquirtz May 06, 2016

David

A smelly farmer who doesnt take showers and doesnt believe choclate milk comes from a brown cow.

Ewwww David smells!

by taydice July 21, 2010