“Jessica gave me a sloppy Dallas and my dick has been burning for a month”
“After I got my first sloppy Dallas, it looked like I had lawn clippings on my shaft”
“After I got my first sloppy Dallas, it looked like I had lawn clippings on my shaft”
by Coochieman01 October 15, 2020
Get the Sloppy Dallasmug. "Hey how'd you get the candy bar, we used the last of our money on this beer..."
*points to a broken vending machine*
"Really Dallas Caron?"
*points to a broken vending machine*
"Really Dallas Caron?"
by Juniors_BabyGirl February 28, 2019
Get the Dallas Caronmug. by Börger October 15, 2020
Get the Sloppy dallasmug. Shawn: *singing* Cameron Dallas is my boyfriend..ohhh...I love him so.. and you can't have him..cause he's all mine...
by Spacex December 12, 2020
Get the Cameron Dallasmug. The action of two sexual partners engaging. One partner puts dip in their mouth and continue to blow the others penis.
Henceforth a Sloppy Dallas
Henceforth a Sloppy Dallas
Dooo: You ready to enjoy a totally non gay Sloppy Dallas because I am not homosexual
Gagged Slave: Mmmmmph
Mcnasty: (master bating in corner)
Gagged Slave: Mmmmmph
Mcnasty: (master bating in corner)
by Ahkmed The Great October 15, 2020
Get the Sloppy Dallasmug. by Zandariouz October 15, 2020
Get the Sloppy Dallasmug. Basically just like the movie. But I’m this case it’s the Alexandria Indiana boys that get aids but through beastiality with horses
by Linenfresh February 10, 2022
Get the Dallas cowboymug.