Doug and Lex

The greatest fucking couple there ever was to be...they may fight often but really its because they love each other so much and their egos get in the way sometimes but at the end of the day, Doug's funny and Lex isn't really a bitch so their issues get flushed down the toilet.

Doug and Lex
***toilet flushing sound***
Lex: "oh look our problems look like turds"
Doug:" there they go, down the shitter"
Lex: "byeeeee poops"
Doug: "let's go get some food"
Lex:" how about some chinese"
Doug:"how bout it"

by Shnuglex March 23, 2022

Doug

Cringe

That's so doug.

by cruciblefart March 31, 2022

Doug's Snapchat Story

A black screen, with the audio of Doug saying the wildest shit you've probably ever heard in your life

Did you hear what Doug's Snapchat Story had to say?

by Doug's Good old Pal May 1, 2022

doug dog

a good doggie, game used in context towards well behaved dogs

Lisa: Do you have the dog?

Martha: No, but I have the doug dog. He got potty trained today!!!

by sassyging313 June 21, 2018

doug wallin

also known as “SICARIO”, can be found wearing a pedo mustache called Felix and is probably on his way to fuck ya mum

Man, I wish I was as hot as Doug Wallin.

by jhawkk June 11, 2018

Doug Cole

a straight knock. loves cock in and around his mouth. likes to get farted on by mark daily.

wow bro, you have jizz on your face, you remind me of doug cole.

by definition2definition February 22, 2010

Doug

Somebody/Something that is Russia, a long tongue, and is quite hairy. Doug is normally related to an animal owned by a family, however any Doug is accepted.

Sarah; woah your a doug
sam; thanks, but I'm more of a suggling gummy worms type.

by satanicklaus April 1, 2019