Don't breathe this

This comes from the will it blend videos starring Tom Dickenson. Following blending somthing inedible, such as marbles, he says somthing like...

Glass smoke- don't breathe this

iPod smoke- don't breathe this

magnet smoke- don't breathe this

by cheeseflambe April 17, 2010

Don't do me like that

To complain to someone that is doing something of a negative nature toward you.

You can also replace 'me' with other things. Such as him, her, it, them etc.

Ex: Bobby; "Man, Mr. Smith, how did I miss this problem, but Lonnie got the same answer right?"

Lonnie; "Don't do me like that"

by BetaOmega June 18, 2011

don't poke the bear

A phrase of warning used to prevent oneself or others from asking or doing something that might provoke a negative response from someone or something else.

Employee 1: "Should I ask the boss for a day off?"
Employee 2: "He just found out his wife left him, so don't poke the bear."

by Ken Brenan 2 April 27, 2008

Don Ready

euphemism for an erection

That woman's husband has a huge Don Ready.

by SuperNegro November 12, 2009

Don't Sweat it

Something you tell someone when they shouldn't worry about something.

Mainly means "don't worry about it"

Nigga 1: Shit, man. I'm forgot we're having a drug test today.

Nigga 2: Don't sweat it, I gotchu. I have some clean piss.

Nigga 1: You my nigga.

by That Nigga You Know June 2, 2013

Don't Fuck A Wounded Bear

Basically means to move on and move past problems one person may have with another.

Used by a character on the British television show Misfits.

... And so he hit you with a toaster and kidnapped you, but you know what they say? Don't fuck a wounded bear!

by Hello to those out there December 25, 2010

don't fuck with the payroll

don't sleep with anyone in the workplace. Doing so may cause awkward encounters at work and your colleagues thinking you're easy.

I told you don't fuck with the payroll Jacky

by harveysmakesyourhamburger July 21, 2011