Benedict Cucumber

Benedict Cumberbatch's real identity

Person A: Omg, have you seen Benedict Cucumber?!
Person B: Yesss! Omg, he is such a cucumber, I wanna marry him yoo

by Informative Professor Gumby September 25, 2023

drowned cucumbers

I can't believe no one made a definition of this but drowned cucumber are pickles. cucumbers drowned in vinegar becomes a solid pickle, sweet and savory.

"can I have some pickles?" "you mean... DROWNED CUCUMBERS!"

by Uwubadcoochie April 6, 2024

cucumbing

An action of shoving a cucumber up into a person's ass

"Spill the information now or I'm gonna start cucumbing you!"
I'll make you hate cucumber for the rest of your life.

by Cucumber Call Center July 31, 2019

cucumber

Cucumber is a widely-cultivated creeping vine plant in the Cucurbitaceae family that bears usually cylindrical fruits, which are used as vegetables. Considered an annual plant, there are three main varieties of cucumber — slicing, pickling, and burpless/seedless — within which several cultivars have been created.

a cucumber is a good vegetable that is green

by Tika Wappa December 17, 2021

Leaky Cucumber

The remains of a man's erection after ejaculation

After shooting his flesh rifle to stepsister themed internet pornography, Carlos powered down his Jackintosh and drifted off to sleep. With his Leaky Cucumber slowly wilting inside of his pajama pants.

by MinivanMafiaMan September 26, 2020

cucumber

its a wierd greenthing

what the fickity frick is that cucumber

by dqweuilfuiui;gweui;fgwei;ugf January 15, 2024

End up with Cucumber on my face

If your name is benjamin you may say this instead of egg.

When a colleague slaps your face with cucumber you can say it... Oh no i've end up with Cucumber on my face

by Cuntybollock February 22, 2024