A
pathetic football fan, so bludgeoned with losses and futility by the Detroit Lions, that they root for Matthew Stafford to win the Super
Bowl, hurting the Lions chance for better draft picks.
Person @
work#1: Can you believe Kevin is wearing a Detroit Rams shirt?
Person @
work #2: I didn't "peg" him for a cuck, but now I think I'll go
bang his wife and daughters since he'd probably apologize for walking in and interrupting us, if not just flick the tip of his 3-incher, rather than be mad.