Crook Guts

When you’ve been eating filth and have inconsistent and violent bowel movements accompanied by room clearing amounts of gas.

Fucking Linc forced me to have a HSP on Wednesday and now I have crook guts

by Henryc42 October 11, 2018

Crookedry

To practice the art of being a crook during an election year. The democrats invented it but a couple of gangsters show up and showed them how it’s really done.

Don Q and the DOD pulled off a lot of crookedry during the 2018 midterms with the help of Chase Bank!

by Chase Bank October 26, 2018

crooked little heart

Crooked little heart

An expression of endearment. Someone with a crooked little heart might be rebellious, a chaotic good type.

“You got a crooked little heart!”

“God bless your crooked little heart,”
Tom Waits,
Muel Variations, Hold On

by Sam Kenzy March 12, 2019

Crooked

When someone looks weird; acts weird

See that girl over there she a crooked bitch.

by Barbra and Allie August 18, 2019

Cooks

Slang used for an extremely Drunk Person in the Assamese language mostly in the Haibargaon region of Nagaon coined by Xorukon & Munnu.

Everyone knew he was cooks when he starting swearing in the engagement party.

by ОлЕв8 July 4, 2020

crook in yo neck

a crook in yo neck is when you whip your head so fast it is tilted to the side

what was you doing to put that crook in yo neck yo head look lopsided

by y0ur_friendly_neighb0rh00d_h0e January 3, 2022

crookie destroyer

a person who enjoys putting his thingy in cookies and making ppl eat them and while they eat it he claps their booty

quandale is such a crookie destroyer

by Thebigdaddyclapper November 3, 2022